No names were used in order to protect the dumbfucks...
Sunday, May 2, 2021
Friday, April 30, 2021
Imagine, if you will, your Overlord dudded out in his best suit; jackboots shined to mirror-like perfection, polished helmet glistening in the midday sun, long black cloak immaculately turned out. He arrives at the White House to speak to Darth Bidiot, the Sith Lord of Confusion...
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
"The Government" is an amorphous blob of about 5 or 6 hundred faces that are the visible pustule that signifies the presence of the underlying disease, and literally millions of nameless, faceless, anonymous, nose-picking morons who only have a job because they managed to pass a watered-down civil service exam with a 62." -- The Overlord.
Sunday, April 25, 2021
The political left has a strange relationship with the word "Authenticity".
Generally speaking, when a Leftist refers to something as being "inauthentic" what they really mean is "This is the Real McCoy, however, admitting so makes me look stupid, so we'll just pretend otherwise".
Friday, April 23, 2021
"The problem with the unhinged leftist (is there any other kind?) is that he's always very keen to force others to do the things he wants them to do, but which he would never himself do in a million years...." -- The Overlord
Monday, April 19, 2021
"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all..." -- Peter Drucker
Sunday, April 18, 2021
"Even your most-loyal customers always have a choice of where to take their business..." -- Marilyn Suttle, "Who's Your Gladys: How to Turn Even the Most Difficult Customer into Your Biggest Fan"
Thursday, April 15, 2021
Been busy packing up the Death Star and searching out more worlds ripe for conquest. Apologies for the interruption in the supply of snark this past week and for having no quote today.
Monday, April 5, 2021
Thursday, April 1, 2021
"Democracy and Socialism have nothing in common but one word, Equality. But notice the difference: while Democracy seeks Equality in Liberty, Socialism seeks Equality in restraint and servitude..." -- Alexis de Tocqueville.
Saturday, March 27, 2021
"The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn." -- Alvin Toffler
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Author's Note: Before I begin, I want to thank a bunch of folks for a very good week, traffic wise. The list may be short, but appears very distinguished, indeed...
Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Karen: Have you gotten your COVID shot yet?
Me: No, but I identify as a vaccinated person.
Karen: What does that mean?
Me: It means I am a vaccinated person trapped inside an unvaccinated body.
Karen: That doesn't make sense!
Me: Don't you deny my truth! That's oppression! This space is supposed to be free of vaccine-ism.
Karen: But that's crazy...There's no such thing as vaccine-ism.
Me: Yes there is. That attitude of yours is a manifestation of Vaccine Supremacy, in fact.
Karen: What do you mean?
Me: Please stop calling me "You". Please use my preferred pronoun.
Karen: What's that?
Me: I prefer to be called "Vaccinaro" or "Vaccinari". Unless I'm also identifying as female that day, in which case the acceptable pronouns are "Vaccinara" and "Vaccinaria". You are also required, because "safety" and "diversity", to suspend your version of objective reality to accept my subjective version. Otherwise, you're my enemy.
Karen: Those aren't even real words! How can I ignore reality?
Me: Where do you work?
Karen: Why do you want to know?
Me: Because you're not validating my lived experience and refusing to use my stated, preferred pronouns. This gives me the right to call your boss and have you fired, and if I can get three people on Twitter to agree with me that's the beginning of a lawsuit. I'll ruin you, you Science Denier!
Karen: What Science?
Me: The Science that says I can be a Vaccinaro trapped inside a Non-Vaccinaro body. We Vaccinaro are a hated and oppressed minority, having to share the world with you filthy, elitist, colonialist Vaccinated. If I get 10 more likes on my Instagram and enough Chinese grant money the medical profession will put a page in the DSM-V just for us and the government will have to give us all sorts of benefits you oppressive Vaccinated can't have because Equity.
Karen: That has nothing to do with Science. Or Vaccinations.
Me: You're dangerously close to me gathering the other Vaccinari together to have a peaceful protest with bricks and Molotovs on your front lawn, Karen.
Karen: I'll just call the cops.
Me: You can't...you had them defunded.
Karen: All I asked is if you're vaccinated! Do we really have to have this argument?
Me: The question was offensive.
Karen: How was it offensive?
Me: See? You don't even know! Unconscious bias, that is! I swear I...just...can't...even...
Karen: I didn't mean to offend you. All I did was ask a question.
Me: You have no right to question me! I'm an oppressed minority. What's next? You going to gun me down in the street?
Karen: I wouldn't do that! I hate guns.
Me: So, you're a Gun-o-phobe, too? I love guns, so if you hate them then you must have a mental disorder called a "phobia". Everyone knows that. Anything I like that you hate indicates you're insane and a hater. Don't yuck my yum, Fash.
Karen; I just wanted to know if it was safe to be around you...erm...I mean Vaccinaro...I don't want to get sick.
Me: Oh, so only people who haven't had the shot can spread COVID? We're all diseased, is that what you're saying? Your biases are showing! You're a bigot! You FASCIST!
Karen: I am NOT a Fascist!
Me: Yes you are! You said only Vaccinari can give you COVID. You can catch it off a lamppost or a public toilet seat, you know.
Karen: No you can't!
Me: Yes you can! Dr. Fauci said so on MSNBC and he and they always tell the truth. Until either of them changes their minds without warning in which case whatever they say today that contradicts whatever they said yesterday is now the truth, and again, you are obliged to believe it because shut up.
Karen: I will not shut up. I have the right of Free Speech.
Me: I have unilaterally declared that your words are violence, Hate Speech, in fact, therefore, I have also unilaterally decided you cannot have Free Speech. Only oppressed Vaccinari can have Free Speech, because of the Legacy of COVID.
Karen: You're out of your mind; do you know that?
Me: Now you know how it feels, Snowflake.
Sunday, March 21, 2021
"I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls..." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr "I Have a Dream" speech.
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
"Hibernia (Ireland) is not worth the trouble of conquest...for it contains naught but whores, drunkards and thieves, and Rome has enough of these already..." -- Unknown Roman Senator
Thursday, March 11, 2021
Monday, March 8, 2021
Friday, March 5, 2021
"According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent. 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs'.
Imagine Jesus, the divine, holy, wisest of the wise not knowing that figs were out of season. Now allegedly Jesus could have performed a miracle and made figs magically appear, but preferred sour grapes, instead: Then he said to the tree 'May no one ever eat fruit from you again' (Mark 11:14)." --- G.M. Jackson, "The Jesus Delusion"
Monday, March 1, 2021
"Hubris is one of the great renewable resources..." -- P.J. O'Rourke
"If one sins against the laws of proportion and gives something too big to something too small to carry it -- too big sails to too small a ship, too big meals to too small a body, too big powers to too small a soul -- the result is bound to be a complete upset. In an outburst of hubris the overfed body will rush into sickness, while the jack-in-office will rush into the unrighteousness that hubris always brings..." -- Plato
Sunday, February 21, 2021
Friday, February 19, 2021
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Thursday, February 11, 2021
Please forgive the lateness of this post, for the Overlord had 'puter problems -- both keyboard and monitor gave up the ghost, simultaneously -- and my attempts at bodging together older components, and the blatant lies told by UPS concerning the definition of "two-day delivery", kept me from my regularly-scheduled duties. Sometimes, even the Dark Side cannot overcome the power of What Brown Can Do
For To You. In the meantime, I also have to deal with this)
Friday, February 5, 2021
Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Sunday, January 31, 2021
Thursday, January 28, 2021
"In a society dominated by the fact of commercial competition, money is necessarily the test of competition and wastefulness the sole criterion of power..." -- Upton Sinclair
Monday, January 25, 2021
Saturday, January 23, 2021
"The people who scream the loudest and most-frequently about racism, are, in fact, the real racists they are warning you about..." -- The Overlord
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
"But the chief penalty is to be governed by someone worse if a man will not himself hold office and rule ..." - Plato, "The Republic"
Thursday, January 14, 2021
On the subject of impeaching a President when he's already set to exit the scene in a week:
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Saturday, January 9, 2021
"If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?" -- Steven Wright
"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks in a mirror, he sees a monkey." -- Malcolm de Chazal
Tuesday, January 5, 2021
"For, having begun their building of the Tower of Babel without us, they will end in anthropophagy. And it is then that the beast will come crawling to us and lick our feet, and spatter them with tears of blood from it's eyes. And we shall sit upon the beast and raise the cup. And on it will be written "Mystery!"." -- Fyodor Dostoyesvsky, "The Brothers Karamazov"