Imagine, if you will, your Overlord dudded out in his best suit; jackboots shined to mirror-like perfection, polished helmet glistening in the midday sun, long black cloak immaculately turned out. He arrives at the White House to speak to Darth Bidiot, the Sith Lord of Confusion...
Dangerous Commentary from a Would-Be Galactic Dictator. Beg for Mercy at firstname.lastname@example.org
Friday, April 30, 2021
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
Your Government At Work...
"The Government" is an amorphous blob of about 5 or 6 hundred faces that are the visible pustule that signifies the presence of the underlying disease, and literally millions of nameless, faceless, anonymous, nose-picking morons who only have a job because they managed to pass a watered-down civil service exam with a 62." -- The Overlord.
Sunday, April 25, 2021
The political left has a strange relationship with the word "Authenticity".
Generally speaking, when a Leftist refers to something as being "inauthentic" what they really mean is "This is the Real McCoy, however, admitting so makes me look stupid, so we'll just pretend otherwise".
Friday, April 23, 2021
You All Suck (# 45-- You First, Comrade...)
"The problem with the unhinged leftist (is there any other kind?) is that he's always very keen to force others to do the things he wants them to do, but which he would never himself do in a million years...." -- The Overlord
Monday, April 19, 2021
Douchebag of the Week (State Senator Diane Savino (Dimwit-Staten Island))
"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all..." -- Peter Drucker
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Customer Non-Service #2...
"Even your most-loyal customers always have a choice of where to take their business..." -- Marilyn Suttle, "Who's Your Gladys: How to Turn Even the Most Difficult Customer into Your Biggest Fan"
Thursday, April 15, 2021
Four Observations and A Diagnosis...
Been busy packing up the Death Star and searching out more worlds ripe for conquest. Apologies for the interruption in the supply of snark this past week and for having no quote today.
Monday, April 5, 2021
The Blasted Heath...
No quote today because even the wisest men of antiquity could never have conceived of this sort of clusterfuck...
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Explaining Censorship to A Blithering Idiot...
"Democracy and Socialism have nothing in common but one word, Equality. But notice the difference: while Democracy seeks Equality in Liberty, Socialism seeks Equality in restraint and servitude..." -- Alexis de Tocqueville.