You All Suck (#61 -- Dating After 50 Edition)

 Q: What is the difference between a lady and a whore?
A:  A lady wipes her mouth with a napkin; a whore wipes hers on the backseat upholstery.

You All Suck (#60 - Incompetence, Shenanigans and Stupidity Edition)

 "Whenever you hear 'it's for the children' uttered by a liberal an assault is about to be perpetrated against you, your family, your rights and your wallet..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#59 - Be Careful What You Ask For Edition)

 "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard..." -- H.L. Mencken

You All Suck (We Did Not Get the Smart Slaves Edition)

 

"Negros gotta Negro..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#57 - Hamas Is Killing The Wrong People Edition)

 "A fool says nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything..." -- Aristotle

You All Suck (#56 - Retards on Parade Edition)

 "Be careful what you ask for, lest it comes true!" -- Aesop

You All Suck (#55 -Technology Ruins Everything Edition)...

"If you'd like to experience just how badly computers have ruined modern life, try finding a job..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#54a - 2022 Midterm Edition Introduction)

 "It is hateful to me to retell a story over again when it has been well told..." -- Homer, "The Odyssey"

You All Suck (#53 -- Unforgiveable)

"Note to all recent college grads who may be seeking employment with me in the near future:

If or when you no longer have as heavy a debt load because Joe Biden is attempting to buy votes by eliminating some of your fiscal responsibility, then I just might decide to lower your starting salary in commensurate fashion. Only fair since I will be getting stuck with your unpaid tab..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#52 - Arguing With Idiots Edition)

 

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something..." -- Plato

You All Suck (#51 -- Misanthropy for Dummies Edition...)

 "I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer..." - Florence King

You All Suck (#50a -- The Weakest Squeal in Pain)

 "I'd like you to know there is a limit to the disgrace in the consciousness of one's own worthlessness and powerlessness beyond which a man cannot go, and after which he begins to feel a tremendous satisfaction in his own disgrace..." -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky, "The Idiot"

"Fyodor, allow me to introduce you to the Comments Section..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#50 -- Survival of The Weakest At The Expense of The Meekest)

 "While it lasts, the religion of worshiping oneself is best..." -- C.S. Lewis

You All Suck (#49 -- No Apologies Here...)

 "Arrogance on the part of the meritorious is even more offensive to us than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive..." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

You All Suck (#48 - The Etiquette of the Unwashed)

 "If you find yourself obsessing over your social status, you probably don't have one to begin with..." -- The Overlord.

You All Suck (#47 - Post-Independence Day Rant)

 Apologies for an extended absence. There has been much to do around the new Death Star in the last two weeks -- much of it to do with an annoying building superintendent who believes his lowly station grants him dictatorial powers and an HOA consisting mostly of brain-damaged monkeys with severe ADHD, a consequence of being Baby Boomers. I have fought the good fight, and won most of the battles, over petty regulations which exist in contradiction of the premise that "Hey, I pay to live here. Fuck off and mind your own business".

You All Suck (# 45-- You First, Comrade...)

 "The problem with the unhinged leftist (is there any other kind?) is that he's always very keen to force others to do the things he wants them to do, but which he would never himself do in a million years...." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (#44 - Of Barking Dogs and Dog Whistles)

 Q; Why does your dog bark so much?

A: Because he can't speak English.

You All Suck (#43 - You Dumb Fu*king Monkeys Edition)

 "If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?" -- Steven Wright

"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks in a mirror, he sees a monkey." -- Malcolm de Chazal

You All Suck (#42- Random Bits of As*hole and Orwell Edition)

 "I believe in equality. Equality for everyone. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them..." -- Steve Martin

"He is not so ugly, after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him..." -- Oscar Wilde, "A House of Pomegranates".