Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich...

 'Definition of AWFL (n): Affluent White Female Liberal. Overeducated, bandwagon-riding hellion, also known as "Karen"; willing and able to take offense on everyone else's behalf, even on subjects that do not concern her. Convinced of her moral and intellectual superiority, despite displaying any evidence of either. Possessed of a streak of victimhood without basis, poor life skills and wedded to a cult of personality dedicated to some other woman who is infinitely worse. A professional misandrist who hypocritically proclaims she "needs no man" and yet desperately wants one to serve as either her slave or benefactor, often both, simultaneously...".

A Reign of Terror...

 "To condone or excuse murder is to be an accessory after the fact. To instigate murder by means of demonization of half the country is to put the gun or knife into the killer's hands. To pretend that you had nothing to do with it is cowardice of a sort that requires it's own, unique form of death penalty..." -- The Overlord

Teapot Tempests

 

"Danger lies in the writer becoming the victim of his own exaggerations, losing the exact notion of sincerity, and in the end coming to despise truth as something too cold, too blunt for his purpose -- as in fact as not good enough for his insistent emotion. From laughter to tears the descent is all too easy to sniveling and giggles..." -- Joseph Conrad

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 7/9/2022 -- Mitt Romney)

 "The worse a person is the less he feels it..." -- Seneca The Younger

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 7/2/22 -- Hillary Clinton)

 "Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue, street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which The Party is always right..." -- George Orwell, "1984"

The Idiot's Perspective (Episode 5)

 Hillary, Hilarity and Housing! The Idiot's Perspective discusses the vital issues of the day!

New episode just dropped!

At Least Cruelty Sometimes Sleeps...

 "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity at some point satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likely to make a Hell of Earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's own will and to be cured of states we do not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles and domestic animals..." -- C.S. Lewis, "God in the Dock; Essays on Theology"

You All Suck (#51 -- Misanthropy for Dummies Edition...)

 "I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer..." - Florence King

TDS Versus TBS...

 "The fact that the stupid person is often stubborn must not blind us to the fact that he is not independent. In conversation with him, one virtually feels that one is dealing not at all with him as a person, but with slogans, catchwords, and the like that have taken possession of him. He is under a spell, blinded, misused, and abused in his very being. Having thus become a mindless tool, the stupid person will also be capable of any evil and at the same time incapable of seeing that it is evil. This is where the danger of diabolical misuse lurks, for it is this that can once and for all destroy all human beings..." -- Dietrich Boehnhoffer, "Letters and Papers From Prison"

The Sisyphus of Kabul (Part Three)

 "No dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other, poor dumb bastard die for his country...". -- George S. Patton, "War As I Knew It"

"A good plan, executed violently, is better than a perfect plan executed at some indefinite time in the future...".George S. Patton, "War As I knew It"

The Sisyphus of Kabul (Part Two)

 

"To each comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour..." -- Winston Churchill

You All Suck (#43 - You Dumb Fu*king Monkeys Edition)

 "If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?" -- Steven Wright

"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks in a mirror, he sees a monkey." -- Malcolm de Chazal

Three Thoughts...

No quote today (I know you're disappointed), just a recap of some recent events and some things I've found interesting.

Trump, Impeachment and the Real Nazis...

"We have met the enemy and he is us..." -- Pogo, American comic strip character.

You All Suck (Example #34 -- Impeach This, Asshole!)

"I think it absolutely necessary that the president should have the power to remove his subordinates from office; it will make him, in a peculiar manner, responsible for their conduct, and subject him to impeachment, himself, if he suffers them, to perpetrate with impunity high crimes or misdemeanors against the United States, or neglects to superintend their conduct, so as to check their excesses." -- James Madison

Your Pronouns Are Not Wanted Here...

Apologies for the extended absence. Been busy. Just a quick snippet here, and then something more substantial to follow later in the week.

A Majority of One (Prevalence of Insanity Edition)

"You're all genetically defective, I tell you..." -- The Overlord

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 4/13/2019) - The Clintons.

"That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire..."
                                                               
                                       -- Rudyard Kipling "The Gods of the Copybook Headings"

Making Spirits Bright...

"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." -- Eric Severeid

A Majority Of One: "Be Careful What You Ask For...".

"The safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts." -- C.S. Lewis