The Olympics: Now With More Gay...

 "The only thing gayer than a gay rendition of The Last Supper is a gay rendition of The Last Supper on a fucking boat floating through the middle of Paris..." -- The Overlord

Defendin' Ur Democracy

 "The surface of American society is covered with a layer of democracy from beneath which the old aristocratic colors sometimes peep..." -- Alexis D'Tocquveille "Democracy in America"

On Flapping Rectums

 "'Flapping Rectums' is a term I had coined some time ago, although, so far as I know, no one but me ever uses it. I use it as a substitute for the term 'Talking Heads' because it was apparent a long time ago that these people were certainly talking out of their anuses and the product was always either shit or a blast of hot air with a distinct and unpleasant aroma" -- The Overlord