Closing up The Death Star...
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My Planet, My Rules
Dangerous Commentary from a Would-Be Galactic Dictator. Beg for Mercy at excelsior502@gmail.com
Monday, July 13, 2026
Monday, January 26, 2026
Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Weapons of Mass Dysfunction...
"It is now apparent that the most dangerous weapon in the world is a barren, childless, husband-less, bitter vagina attached to a raving lunatic who is most-likely a ward of, or employee of, The State..." -- The Overlord
Monday, January 5, 2026
Belated Happy New Year..and How Leftism Killed a Child...
"It would seem to me that the traditional wishing of everyone "A Happy New Year" is a waste of time. All that has happened is that time has passed -- it would have done so, anyway -- and with the realization that a New Year is beginning, you are reminded you're one year closer to your own mortality. So, congrats on surviving the clock for the previous 365 days and get cracking on those funeral plans." -- The Overlord
Sunday, January 4, 2026
Sunday, November 30, 2025
Sunday, November 23, 2025
Galactic Housekeeping #23 (Thanksgiving 2025 Edition)
"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's ass..." -- General Joseph Stillwell