"Do you know the hallmark of a second-rater? It is resentment of another man's achievement. Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own ...They bare their teeth at you from out of their ratholes, thinking that you take pleasure in letting your brilliance dim them...They envy achievement and their dream of greatness is a world where all men have become acknowledged failures..." - Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"
Dangerous Commentary from a Would-Be Galactic Dictator. Beg for Mercy at excelsior502@gmail.com
Wednesday, November 5, 2025
Monday, October 13, 2025
Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich...
'Definition of AWFL (n): Affluent White Female Liberal. Overeducated, bandwagon-riding hellion, also known as "Karen"; willing and able to take offense on everyone else's behalf, even on subjects that do not concern her. Convinced of her moral and intellectual superiority, despite displaying any evidence of either. Possessed of a streak of victimhood without basis, poor life skills and wedded to a cult of personality dedicated to some other woman who is infinitely worse. A professional misandrist who hypocritically proclaims she "needs no man" and yet desperately wants one to serve as either her slave or benefactor, often both, simultaneously...".
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Great Moments in Cognitive Dissonance (#2 - Trannycide Edition)
""If you don't give trans people hormones they'll shoot themselves!"
Well, if you do give them hormones, they'll shoot young Christian children." -- Will Chamberlain
Friday, July 18, 2025
You All Suck (#59 - Be Careful What You Ask For Edition)
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard..." -- H.L. Mencken
Friday, June 20, 2025
Marx, Riots and Lunatics...
"There is no difference between communism and socialism, except by the means of achieving the same ultimate end; communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide..." -- Ayn Rand, "The Ayn Rand Lexicon"
Monday, May 12, 2025
Douchebags of the Week (Week Ending 5/10/2025 -- Bernie and Sandy)
"One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draws to them with magnetic force every fruit juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist and feminist in England..." -- George Orwell, "The Road to Wigan Pier"
Saturday, August 31, 2024
Saturday, December 17, 2022
Marxism, Eggs and Shoeshines...
"There is a false modesty which is vanity; a false glory which is levity; a false grandeur which is meanness; a false virtue which is hypocrisy, and a false wisdom, which is prudery..." --- Jean de la Bruyere
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
The System Works; You Don't...
"The popular element feels but does not always know or understand; the intellectual element "knows" but does not always understand and in particular does not always feel..." -- Antonio Gramsci
Thursday, July 8, 2021
Customer Non-Service #3 (Microsoft Can Suck My Balls Edition)
"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning..." -- Bill Gates
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Sunday, April 25, 2021
Authenticity?
The political left has a strange relationship with the word "Authenticity".
Generally speaking, when a Leftist refers to something as being "inauthentic" what they really mean is "This is the Real McCoy, however, admitting so makes me look stupid, so we'll just pretend otherwise".
Thursday, April 15, 2021
Four Observations and A Diagnosis...
Been busy packing up the Death Star and searching out more worlds ripe for conquest. Apologies for the interruption in the supply of snark this past week and for having no quote today.
Friday, February 19, 2021
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Defeating the Left, Part Two (The Indirect Approach)
"The Theory of Indirect Approach operates on the line of least expectation...The most effective Indirect Approach is one that lures or startles the opponent into a false move -- so that, as in ju-jitsu, his own effort is turned into the lever of his own overthrow..." -- Basil Henry Liddel-Hart, "The Strategy of Indirect Approach".
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Defeating The Left, Part One (Know Thy Enemy)...
"If you know the enemy, and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, then for every victory gained you will suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy or yourself, you will succumb in every battle..." -- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"



