A Majority of One ("Pat, I'd like to buy a clue..." Edition)

"Their best defense is more offensiveness." - Mark Steyn

Galactic Housekeeping #5

"Democracy; The Fools have a right to vote. Dictatorship; The Fools have a right to rule." -- Bertrand Russell

Some Safety Tips for "The Resistance".

"Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated." - George Bernard Shaw

Great Moments in Dumbfuck ("But...I, like, Went to College" Edition)

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" -- Isaac Asimov

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 6/16/2018) - Robert DeNiro

"The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order." -- Hedy Lamarr

You All Suck (Example #21- Congratulations! You've Raised a Skank)

Recipe for the Modern Staten Island Teenager

Ingredients:

* 1 Mated Pair of Douchebags, most likely employed by City Government
* Insufficient instruction on proper use of Birth Control
* 1 set of damaged Chromosomes (male or female, does not matter)
* 1 Public School (mis-)Education
* 1 Smartphone or iPod
* 1 Tblspn of Brain Damage
* 1 Tblspn of Fucktard
* 6 lbs of Middle-Class-With-No-Class Background

(Someone Else's) Money Doesn't Make You Virtuous...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Confucius

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 6/9/2018) Bill Maher

"In intention, at any rate, the English intelligentsia are Europeanized. They take their cookery from Paris and their opinions from Moscow. In the general patriotism of the country they form a sort of island of dissident thought. England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings. It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during ‘God save the King’ than of stealing from a poor box." -- George Orwell, "The Lion and The Unicorn"

The Internet of Things And You...

"When we talk about an 'Internet of Things', it's not just putting RFID tags on some dumb things so that we smart people know where that dumb thing is. It's about embedding intelligence so that things become smart and do more than they were proposed to do" -- Nicholas Negroponte, Co-Founder of the MIT Media Lab.

You All Suck (Example #20 - Evil Spock Explains All)

"He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it." -- George Orwell, "Shooting an Elephant"