"It's snowing still", said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is".
"Yes", said Eeyore "However", he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately." -- A.A. Milne "Winnie The Pooh"
Dangerous Commentary from a Would-Be Galactic Dictator. Beg for Mercy at email@example.com
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Galactic Housekeeping #11 (2020 Holiday Edition)
"It's snowing still", said Eeyore gloomily.
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
A Majority of One (The Scourge of Depression)
No quote today, as I'd like to speak freely on the subject of Depression.
Friday, December 18, 2020
You All Suck (#42- Random Bits of As*hole and Orwell Edition)
"I believe in equality. Equality for everyone. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them..." -- Steve Martin
"He is not so ugly, after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him..." -- Oscar Wilde, "A House of Pomegranates".
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Defeating the Left, Part Three: The Endgame...
"Sure I am this day we are masters of our fate, that the task that has been set before us is not above our strength; that its pangs and toils are not beyond our endurance. As long as we have faith in our own cause and an unconquerable will to win, victory will not be denied us..." -- Winston Churchill
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Defeating the Left, Part Two (The Indirect Approach)
"The Theory of Indirect Approach operates on the line of least expectation...The most effective Indirect Approach is one that lures or startles the opponent into a false move -- so that, as in ju-jitsu, his own effort is turned into the lever of his own overthrow..." -- Basil Henry Liddel-Hart, "The Strategy of Indirect Approach".
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Defeating The Left, Part One (Know Thy Enemy)...
"If you know the enemy, and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, then for every victory gained you will suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy or yourself, you will succumb in every battle..." -- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
A Majority of One (Facebook, Twitter and Google Can Kiss My Ass Edition)
"Am I dreaming? Has the world gone mad -- or have I?" -- H.G. Wells
Thursday, November 5, 2020
It Is War...
No quote today. I'm too pissed off to get one appropriate for this situation.
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Galactic Housekeeping #10 (Hate Mail, Hypocrisy and Hilarity Edition)
"From silly devotions and sour-faced saints, good Lord deliver us!" -- St. Theresa de Avila
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 10/24/20): Governor Andrew Cuomo....
"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars..." -- Casey Kassem, American Radio Host and voice of "Shaggy" from Scooby-Doo.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
The Obligatory "Get Out The Vote Post"...
"When one with honeyed words but evil mind
Persuades the mob, great woes befall the state..." -- Euripides, "Orestes"
"The Government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principle device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten, the promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is an advance auction sale of stolen goods..." -- H.L. Mencken
Saturday, October 10, 2020
You All Suck (#41 - A New Imperialism)
"Angeles was safe from invasion; the invaders wouldn't find a place to park." -- Robert A. Heinlein
Saturday, October 3, 2020
Coronavirus Theater, Casino Edition...
“But under the beards--and this was K.'s real discovery --badges of various sizes and colors gleamed on their coat collars. They all wore those badges as far he could see. They were all colleagues, these ostensible parties of the right and left, and as he turned round suddently he saw the same badges on the coat collar of the Examining Magistrate, who was sitting quietly watching the scene with his hands on his knees. "So!" cried K. flinging his arms in the air, his sudden enlightenment had to break out, "every man jack of you is an official, I see, you are yourselves the corrupt agents of whom I have been speaking, you've all come rushing here to listen and nose out what you can about me, making a pretense of party divisions, and half of you applauded merely to lead me on, you wanted some practice in fooling an innocent man.” -- Franz Kafka, "The Trial"
Thursday, September 17, 2020
I Hate Angela. And You Should, Too...
"The Sun, too, shines into cesspools, and is not polluted..." -- Diogenes
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Customer (Non-) Service #1
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Potpourri Edition)
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
A Nation of Damaged Navel Gazers...
Monday, August 17, 2020
You All Suck (#40 - "The Cure" vs. "A Therapy")
Saturday, August 1, 2020
You All Suck (#39 --Smacking Karen...)
Thursday, July 30, 2020
A Majority of One (Post-Snotpocalypse Edition)
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Douchebags of the Week (Week Ending 7/18/2020) - Empty Heads And Empty Vaginas
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that." -- George Carlin
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
Mental Illness, Politics and Religion...Sorry, I Repeat Myself...
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Thursday, June 25, 2020
You All Suck (#38 -- The Collapse of Civilization Edition)
Friday, June 12, 2020
My Inner Child Rejoiceth! The Outer Children Needeth Beatings...
Monday, June 8, 2020
Fie Upon Your Revolution!
Saturday, June 6, 2020
Liberal Lexicon (COVID and Riot Update)
Friday, May 29, 2020
Bad Science, Stupid Liberals and Haircuts...
Saturday, May 23, 2020
Enough is Enough...
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
The Idiot Cascade....
Monday, May 18, 2020
A Majority of One (Notes from The Dungeon Edition)
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
It's Time to Cancel The Cancellers, And Other Stuff...
Wednesday, May 6, 2020
When You Even Get Revisionist History Wrong...
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
Impeachment Cost Lives...
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
You All Suck (#37 --Defiant F*cktards and Snotrags)
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Lysol Injections and UV Enemas...
Friday, April 17, 2020
Dark Clouds and Silver Linings, Part 3 - (Notes From Hell)
Thursday, April 9, 2020
Pandemics and the Perils of Management...
Monday, April 6, 2020
Dark Clouds and Silver Linings, Part 2 (Even The Plague Had It's Upside)
Friday, April 3, 2020
Dark Clouds and Silver Linings, Part 1 (What We Have Learned)
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Galactic Housekeeping #9 (...and Coronavirus)
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 3/21/2020 -- All of YOU)
Sunday, March 15, 2020
A Majority of One (Coronavirus and Idiots Edition)
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Great Moments in Dumbf*ck -- Rich White Girl Problems...
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Explaining The Mystery of Biden and Sanders...
Thursday, March 5, 2020
You All Suck (Example #36 - Facebook, Coronavirus and Politics Edition)
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Voices Inside My Head (#15 -- Stuff Your Moral Authority Edition)
Monday, February 24, 2020
Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 2/22/2020 - Michael Bloomberg)
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Saturday, January 25, 2020
You All Suck (Example #35 --You're An Idiot, Now Shut Up...)
"Youth is easy to deceive because it is quick to hope." -- Aristotle
Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Steve And Alice
"A much-larger covey hails from the stalwart states that begin with I -- like Iowa and Indiana and Illinois. Bred with just the right combination of fresh air, roughousing, and ignorance, these primitive blondes set out from the cornfields looking like starlight with limbs." -- Amor Towles, "Rules of Civility"