Customer Non-Service #3 (Microsoft Can Suck My Balls Edition)

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning..." -- Bill Gates

%$&#% Scam Calls...

 No quote today: I'm too pissed.

(Someone Else's) Money Doesn't Make You Virtuous...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Confucius

Voices Inside My Head #2

I am getting thoroughly sick and tired of hearing from "Steve from Microsoft" calling me at all hours, with his Indian accent and repetitive line of bullshit...

Dear Microsoft,

You have a problem. A very big problem. And you need to address it...right fucking now.