"It would seem to me that the traditional wishing of everyone "A Happy New Year" is a waste of time. All that has happened is that time has passed -- it would have done so, anyway -- and with the realization that a New Year is beginning, you are reminded you're one year closer to your own mortality. So, congrats on surviving the clock for the previous 365 days and get cracking on those funeral plans." -- The Overlord
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Monday, January 5, 2026
Sunday, January 4, 2026
Sunday, November 23, 2025
Galactic Housekeeping #23 (Thanksgiving 2025 Edition)
"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's ass..." -- General Joseph Stillwell
Wednesday, November 5, 2025
A Red Dawn in New Yorkistan...
"Do you know the hallmark of a second-rater? It is resentment of another man's achievement. Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own ...They bare their teeth at you from out of their ratholes, thinking that you take pleasure in letting your brilliance dim them...They envy achievement and their dream of greatness is a world where all men have become acknowledged failures..." - Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"
Monday, October 27, 2025
Monday, July 28, 2025
Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 7/25/2025) Zohran Mamdani, Man of the People...
"The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats but yearn for dictatorship. They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office..." -- Ludwig von Mises
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries..." -- Winston Churchill
Friday, July 18, 2025
You All Suck (#59 - Be Careful What You Ask For Edition)
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard..." -- H.L. Mencken
Wednesday, May 21, 2025
Thursday, May 8, 2025
Wednesday, May 7, 2025
Tuesday, May 6, 2025
The Overlord Returns
"Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went." --- John Updike
Sunday, February 12, 2023
Farewell to Babylon...
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he is not the same man..." -- Heraclitus
Thursday, September 22, 2022
Exodus From New Yorkistan...
"They plunder, they steal and they slaughter; this they falsely name 'Empire' and where they make a wasteland, they call it 'Peace'..." -- Gaius Cornelius Tacitus
Tuesday, September 6, 2022
Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 9/3/2022 - "Governor" Kathy Hochul)
"If one sins against the laws of proportion and gives something too big to something too small to carry it -- too big sails to too small a ship, too big meals to too small a body, too big powers to too small a soul -- the result is bound to be complete upset. In an outburst of hubris the overfed body will rush into sickness, while the jack-in-office will rush into the unrighteousness that hubris always breeds..." -- Plato
Saturday, June 4, 2022
When the Criminal Won't Co-operate With The Narrative...
"Which, to an American Journalist, is the greater tragedy: that a room full of schoolchildren should be murdered by a madman, or that the madman turns out to be a non-Caucasian?" -- The Overlord
Monday, May 9, 2022
Happy Mother's Day, Bitch...
"Often, the pretexts for starting a war are not real shortages of land, food or fuel, but rather perceptions -- like fear, honor and perceived self-interest..." -- Victor Davis Hanson
Thursday, January 27, 2022
What Pandemic?
"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election..." -- Otto von Bismark
Saturday, December 18, 2021
Kovid Kop Kapers...
"He was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone..." -- Franz Kafka, "The Metamorphosis"
Saturday, December 11, 2021
Starving the Beast...
"I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them..." -- Thomas Jefferson
Thursday, December 9, 2021
When Morons Gotta Jog...
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself..." -- Leo Tolstoy
"Since there was nothing at all I was certain of, since I needed to be provided at every instant with a new confirmation of my existence, since nothing was in my very own, undoubted, sole possession, determined unequivocally only by me -- in sober truth a disinherited son -- naturally I became unsure even of the thing nearest to me, my own body..." - Franz Kafka, Letter to His Father




