Statues and Stoners, Scumbags and Scalawags, and A New Strategy

Hanlon’s Razor: Don’t assume malice when stupidity explains it…

A Warning From Your Galactic Overlord

Dear Dumbass,

I know there's one of you turd-eating little Snowflakes out there who is trying desperately to burrow through all the dark spaces of the Intertoobies in an attempt to hack me, "out" me, make my life miserable, whatever. Listen carefully, my Child, because I shall only say this once.

You WILL cease and desist, immediately. I mean it.

Voices Inside My Head (#8: The Cosmic Injustice)

Let's face it, if the entire Universe is out to screw you, maybe you should just give up?

The Overlord's Dating and Marriage Tips, Part 3

Keep complaining, Ladies. I have more of these. Like, so many more, you couldn't even imagine it.

The Overlord's Dating and Marriage Tips, Part 2

Because you asked!

Well, because ONE of you asked, and did so in a such a snotty way that I feel it necessary to respond, if only to rub your offended, feminist, Snowflake, out-of-joint nose in it.

Notes on Charlottesville

Someone should have reminded the Left; there's an old adage about being very careful what you ask for...

You Don't Know Tech: Google Steps on the Weenie.

A wise man (whether it was Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain or the author of the Book of Proverbs is in dispute) once said "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

We live in an age where the fool has countless opportunities to remove doubt, and furthermore, is actively encouraged to do so.

Your Overlord is pleased: the sooner idiots self-identify, the sooner we can start killing them off.

You All Suck (Exhibit #11 - The Perils of Having Too Much Free Time...And a Vagina)

Idle hands, they say, are the tools of the Devil. An idle brain attached to a vagina is the Devil's Weapon of Mass Destruction...

Obviously, some people have too much free time on their hands. Way too much.

A Majority of One (The Overlord Is Displeased)

Normally, this weekly screed would be dedicated to a single issue. However, it appears as if there has been a mass outbreak of asshole which is beginning to reach epidemic proportions. Buckle up: we have a long way to go, and I'm not obeying the speed limit...

Stupid is the New Black

"In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable – what then?" -- George Orwell, "1984"