"Children should be seen and not heard..." -- Anonymous
In a few days New Yorkers will be asked to cast ballots for our next Mayor.
The three remaining candidates are a shining example of why there should be an IQ test administered to every single voter before they're allowed to exercise the franchise and a reminder, that in ages past, morons, the insane, the physically useless, would be left in very remote areas or on tiny islands, maybe with a loaf of bread, so that Nature could take it's course and rid us of both the potential danger they represented to civil society and to the gene pool, in general.
These three idiots also represent the sorry state of affairs that reigns in the local political system here in Sodom-on-the-Hudson.
New Yorkers have achieved the pinnacle of dumbfuck and managed to arrange a contest between three men you wouldn't follow through your own front door and who you wouldn't let pet your hamster without a crash helmet...for the rodent.
First, we have the 'front runner' of Zohran Mamdani, the scion of a wealthy Ugandan/Muslim family consisting of a professor father who claims that Saddam Hussein was a martyr. A mother who apparently made a film that only matters to the artsy-fartsy crowd and which, naturally, enjoys a social cachet that doesn't actually matter because of who bestows it, nor that few people outside of the airy heights of snobbery bothers to remember.
Mamdani, himself, has never held a real job in the private sector. He has been a failed minor politician and would-be rapper, a professional rabble-rouser, who owes whatever credibility he has managed solely to the stupidity and menstrual cycles (real and imagined) of the typical leftist, who, on a good day, might be able to muster up enough intellectual firepower to burn calories.
Mamdani, who looks like he came out of Hamas Central Casting, has claimed to be an African-American, in the same sort of way that the left denies to, say, Elon Musk. He claims to be a champion of the downtrodden and yet lives a lifestyle that would have gotten him a few episodes with Robin Leach*. His recent wedding took place in his family's 'compound' -- in Uganda -- and according to verified reports, the Ugandan government not only provided security for the multi-million dollar event, but also shut down communications in the surrounding area and barred the press from the soiree.
A nepo-millionaire trust fund baby who claims he's a Socialist (always remember: when rich men claim the mantle of socialism, they are not really seeking to implement, nor do they even agree, with socialism's tenets. They just hope that by faking affinity they will be eaten last when the banner of Red Revolt is raised).
His platform, if one can call it that, consists largely of every leftist trope you've ever heard and of beating the drums of open anti-Semitism (in a city with a very large Jewish population), defense of Islamic terrorism** (in a city that still remembers 9/11), and elimination of the Israeli state...who then insists that the Israeli/Hamas conflict has nothing to do with a municipal election in New York City (then why do you keep bringing it up, Asshole?) and we should just ignore his words and actions on that account.
Oh, and taxing anyone with so much as loose change in their pockets until they squeal.
He claims he will give everyone free bus passes, food will fall from the sky, he will strengthen the rent control laws (from which he benefits) in order to make 'housing affordable' by...essentially taking housing units off the market? He is in favor of letting criminals roam free, eliminating police forces, lowering every standard imaginable in a quest for 'fairness' in our schools, closing the main city jail because it's inhumane (it's fucking jail, Numbnuts: it's not supposed to be comfortable), and essentially doubling - and tripling- down on every disastrous policy ever devised by former Mayor Bill DeBlasio, who was to good governance what Jasmine Crockett is to the English language.
Next, we have the audacious Andrew Cuomo, three-time winner of the Douchebag of the Week award, himself, who, after being unceremoniously drummed out of office by the Black Female democrat (small 'd' intentional) power structure in New York in the hopes that another incompetent Negro might, one day, sit in the governors mansion, the man who won an Emmy for his powerpoint presentations of the death toll related to COVID-19, the man who is personally responsible for perhaps upwards of 15,000 COVID deaths with his policies during the lockdown, and who has all the charm of a canker sore with a hair growing out of it.
He hopes that we can just forget about what he did to this city and state when he sat in the Governor's office, including the fact that his departure left us with the even-less-attractive (and intelligent) Kathy Hochul, who is to good governance what dental plaque is to good oral hygiene.
This propensity for democrat (small 'd' intentional) leaders to select the absolute worst Number Twos (and I mean that in both the sense that Hochul was his second-in-command and is also a piece of shit) is both tiresome and so obviously self-serving that anyone who does it should be taken out and flayed. They do it out of a combination of fear for their lives (considering the results of what they do) and because of ego -- they always look better in comparison to the drooling idiot that's behind them in the pecking order.
The name 'Cuomo', in my estimation, should be elevated to the level of a disease. That is to say that it has all the characteristics one would associate with such: it makes you sick. This guy not only rode his father's coattails (despite protests to the contrary, Mario Cuomo was a fukctard) to offices, both state and federal, that he was clearly unqualified for, He also managed to avoid criminal charges at just about every signpost, whether it was shenanigans with housing funds and vote tampering when he ran HUD, abuse of power when he was New York's Attorney General, or when it came to nefarious book deals and groping the hired hands.
Why this man wasn't convicted and then executed after his COVID performance is a mystery to most.
And let's not forget his brother, the so-called journalist Chris, whose picture can be found next to the definitions of 'sleaze', 'dullard' and 'sycophant' in the dictionary. A rare trifecta, indeed.
Cuomos are to a functioning society what a wart is to your penis; you don't know necessarily know where you got it and it keeps returning just when you need it the least.
The final entry in this Contest of Dipshit is Curtis Sliwa, a man who is famous for one thing and one thing, only, which is organizing the Guardian Angels, a sort-of ad hoc posse of street toughs who roamed the streets of New York in faggy berets and t-shirts during the crime wave of the 1980's, ostensibly to patrol the streets as a deterrent to the criminal element, but who were about as good at preventing crime as your pet goldfish is at Astrophysics.
When the minor celebrity of being a crimefighter finally faded, Curtis took to the airwaves as a radio host, a position that he has held for near on 30 years now. His shtick in this regard was to ineffectively rail against various and sundry, often juxtaposed against the liberal darling du jour, and yell a lot.
He is sort of like Howard Stern without the sophomoric humor, the potty mouth and penchant for lesbians or Hillary Clinton worship. A voice in the wilderness that few listen to, anymore, because the circumstances that once made him relevant are no longer operative.
He is the only republican in the race.
And in one of those most-delicious ironies that could only happen in New York, every democrat (small 'd' intentional) voice in the city is calling on him to drop out of the race so that we're left with the choice between a modern-day Ayotollah wanna-be and the reincarnation of Adolf Eichmann. Their fear is that he will split the Normal vote and hand a victory to Mamdani.
Which tells you just how bad Mamdani is in the eyes of most mainstream democrats (small 'd' intentional) in this state.
But really, what chaps my ass, personally, is the persistent buzzing sound of the political equivalent of a malaria-carrying mosquito, the omnipresent and annoying Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who has put her own special brand of dumbfuck on this election by campaigning for Mamdani with the same fervor as she usually reserves for obtaining free designer clothing from politically-correct fashionistas.
Not-Jenny-from-the-Block attended one of these gatherings of knuckleheads recently and had this to say. It's kind of funny that both AOC and Mamdani have to claim to be something they aren't -- he an African-American, she a tough streetfighter from the Bronx who hasn't lived there since she was four -- and that a good many weaker intelligences fall for it.
Or, as is more-likely, they don't care if these people lie, cheat, steal, are venal or depraved, all that matters is that the 'Free Stuff' materializes. They could even forgive Cuomo for arguably being a mass murderer so long as the check arrives.
AOC is another failing, useless mouth of limited intellect, spouting words that someone else (most likely a white guy) probably wrote for her in big block letters, few of them containing more than five letters. Very often, four or less.
And so it is that another election will be upon us and the choice is, roughly, equivalent to this:
1. Passing a bowling ball
2. Opening an umbrella up your ass
3. Circumcising yourself with a chainsaw
In all three cases, the pain also comes with the additional benefit of higher taxes, more crime, fewer services, less commerce, high unemployment and more chaos, and will still leave us more or less at the mercy of the
The point I would like to make, though, is that all of the people involved here have a certain child-like quality about them which is an indication that there are some serious flaws in both how we select leadership (and not just In NYC) and just how truly stupid the average human being is.
Cuomo sounds like the entitled teenager, making the case that he should be entrusted with the car keys after wrecking at least one vehicle..
Mamdani sounds like the rebellious toddler who waddles around randomly tossing the contents of his diaper between fits of crying.
Sliwa is like the late talker who Mommy fears may be autistic.
AOC is still throwing a tantrum because she was denied a cookie and Daddy didn't supply a unicorn for her 5th birthday. This idiot, it has been prophesied, is a front-runner for the presidential nomination in 2028. Should Mamdani pull off a win here and actually become Mayor, the resulting explosion of pandemonium, economic ruin, dead bodies and destruction should be hung around her neck like the jewels the white-man-hating bitch routinely takes from her rich-but-neutered, white (nominally-) male fiancée.
What New York City needs is a cleansing. A massive tsunami of metaphorical vinegar and water, which, sez me, should probably include mass deportations, frequent beatings of anyone under the age of 25 or an IQ below room-temperature, draconian law enforcement, unbridled capitalism and sending every last lilly-white, Midwestern, hipster, college 'educated' waste of sperm back to the bucolic Hell with a Dairy Queen that they sprang from.
Otherwise, the alternative is to do what the left routinely does; when Mamdani proclaims, we riot.
* For anyone under the age of about 40, Robin Leach was a television presenter who had a show called 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' where the working class was tormented by 30 minutes of empty airtime showing off the mansions, wealth, poor taste, disgusting decadence and gaudy consumption practices of very famous and wealthy people (including Donald Trump).
** Mamdani was recently grandstanding with an unindicted co-conspirator connected to the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993. He later turned the 2001 9/11 attacks into a personal victimhood tale, regaling us with the story (most-likely fake) of how his aunt was afraid to ride the subways wearing a hijab for fear of 'backlash', which, amazingly, never seems to materialize.
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