Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Supreme Court Edition)

"If you have to wallow in self-pity it's probably because no one else liked you enough to have any for you..." -- The Overlord

Judging Judges and Other Signs of Mental Breakdown...

"So God created Man in his own image...Male and Female created He them..." Book of Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 27.

"..but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from Man, he made a Woman and brought her unto the Man..." -- Book of Genesis, Chapter 2, Verses 20-22.

You All Suck (Example #24 -- Empire State Edition)

"Remember, it is not enough to be hit or insulted to be harmed, you must believe you are being harmed. If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation. Which is why it is essential that we not respond impulsively to impressions; take a moment before reacting and you will find it easier to maintain control" -- Epictetus, The Art of Living"

The Double Standard Explained...

"We cannot negotiate with people who say 'what's mine is mine and what's your's is negotiable'" -- John F. Kennedy

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 9/14/18 - 9/11 "Truthers")

"The problem with Conspiracy Theorists isn't that they might be right; it is that even when they are wrong --provably, demonstrably, scientifically, conclusively, irrefutably wrong -- they still manage to BELIEVE themselves right...and sane"  -- The Overlord

Galactic Housekeeping #6

No quote today, since the first topic does not deserve one.

A Majority of One (Flags and Knees Edition)

"'My Country, right or wrong' is something no real patriot would think of saying. It is like saying 'My Mother, drunk or sober." -- G.K. Chesterton, "A Defence of Patriotism"

"To See what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle" -- George Orwell, "In Front of Your Nose"