Douchebag of the Week (Special Edition, New York City Mayoral Election)

 

"Children should be seen and not heard..." -- Anonymous

I Don't Do This For You...

 "The People to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know..." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Great Moments in Dumbfuck: Arguing With HR...

 "If you've ever wondered what the world would look like if women ran it, take a look at your HR department. Then tell me that isn't a justification for genocide?" -- The Overlord

Just...Can't...Deal...

 "I don't believe I will ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard..." -- Lyndon B. Johnson

Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich...

 'Definition of AWFL (n): Affluent White Female Liberal. Overeducated, bandwagon-riding hellion, also known as "Karen"; willing and able to take offense on everyone else's behalf, even on subjects that do not concern her. Convinced of her moral and intellectual superiority, despite displaying any evidence of either. Possessed of a streak of victimhood without basis, poor life skills and wedded to a cult of personality dedicated to some other woman who is infinitely worse. A professional misandrist who hypocritically proclaims she "needs no man" and yet desperately wants one to serve as either her slave or benefactor, often both, simultaneously...".

You All Suck (#61 -- Dating After 50 Edition)

 Q: What is the difference between a lady and a whore?
A:  A lady wipes her mouth with a napkin; a whore wipes hers on the backseat upholstery.

Why Teacher Lady Banged Your Son...

 "Feminism destroys everything it touches." -- The Overlord

This Week in Trans...

 "I am not responsible for anything I've said that you don't like: I'm identifying as trans today, and this puts me beyond any and all criticism..." -- The Overlord