Galactic Housekeeping #3

Some changes are coming to this portion of the Galaxy....

Excuses, Excuses...

Ancient Chinese Proverb: Excuses are like Assholes -- everybody has one, they all stink, and they should rarely be heard in public...

You All Suck (Exhibit #12 - The Drug of Empathy)

Yes, the Overlord has been absent, but with a good excuse: he's going about his life and trying to live for today and tomorrow, but some of you can't help but rub yesterday in his face. He understands that you mean well, but it's been 16 years, already, and you can stop now.

Statues and Stoners, Scumbags and Scalawags, and A New Strategy

Hanlon’s Razor: Don’t assume malice when stupidity explains it…

A Warning From Your Galactic Overlord

Dear Dumbass,

I know there's one of you turd-eating little Snowflakes out there who is trying desperately to burrow through all the dark spaces of the Intertoobies in an attempt to hack me, "out" me, make my life miserable, whatever. Listen carefully, my Child, because I shall only say this once.

You WILL cease and desist, immediately. I mean it.

Voices Inside My Head (#8: The Cosmic Injustice)

Let's face it, if the entire Universe is out to screw you, maybe you should just give up?

The Overlord's Dating and Marriage Tips, Part 3

Keep complaining, Ladies. I have more of these. Like, so many more, you couldn't even imagine it.