Great Moments in Dumbfuck: And A Little Child Shall Lead Them Edition...

"When the Overlord finally conquers the Galaxy, it shall be at the head of an army of five-year-olds; for five-year-olds are smarter than democrats and have more imagination than republicans..." -- The Overlord

You All Suck (Example #23 - Everything That's Wrong With America Edition)

"In 1948, psychologists asked over 10,000 adolescents whether they considered themselves to be a very important person. At that point, 12 percent said "Yes". The same question was asked in 2003, and this time it wasn't 12 percent who considered themselves very important, it was 80 percent." -- David Brooks

Of Rats and Sinking Ships...

"You want proof Evolution is for real; don't waste time with fossils. Just check out the New York City rat. They started out as immigrants, stowaways in some ship's cargo hold. Only the survivors got to breed, and they've been improving with every new litter. Smarter, faster, stronger. Getting ready to rule. Manhattan wouldn't be the first island they took over" -- Andrew Vacchs, "Another Life".

Irresponsible Pet Owners, Part Two...

If only I could get some democrats in front of my car...

Yes, I've Killed Your Cat; No, I'm Not Sorry...

The best evidence against either the existence of an all-powerful Creator, or of Intelligent Design, is the common housecat. No other animal I can think of is as useless or pointless.

Galactic Housekeeping #1

A new feature!

I will be posting items or article that I happen to find which either validates anything written here, confirms my worldview, or even...GASP!...proves me incorrect or which might cause me to modify or change an opinion.

If I were a Progtard, what a fucking nightmare that might be!

However, your Overlord is a believer in the ideals of free exchange of ideas and keeping an open mind.

You All Suck (Exhibit #7- The Circus Is NOT Coming to Town)

Animals can have rights when they pay taxes.