"We all watched. The television coverage just yesterday. That's on top of everything else we know and don't know yet based on just what we've been able to see and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it didn't happen..." -- Kamala Harris, expounding upon the January 6th Hearings.
Before I take the hapless Vice president apart at the joints, just a quick update on things around here:
Due to a rash of complaints from peons all over the galaxy, I am currently experimenting with new page formats and color schemes to make this word vomit easier to read. Please criticize and comment upon the changes. Apparently, a good portion of the audience is older than dirt and blind as moles.
Now, back to our regularly-scheduled tomfoolery.
Vis-a-vis Princess Kneepads, you have to wonder -- wonder? No, I think we all know given that gem of eloquence -- if democrats deliberately choose potential successors on the sole basis of making the top of the ticket look better than it really is, and quite possibly giving pause to any potential assassin.
In my lifetime, I've seen Jimmy Carter pick Walter Mondale, a guy so vanilla that 49 states rejected him four years later. Remember when they said Reagan was a crazy old man suffering from dementia, too?
Clinton had Al Gore, an individual so off-putting that one imagines that if diarrhea had a face -- and personality to match -- that's what it would look like.
Obama chose Biden who, by comparison, made Obama appear to be the true "scholar" the left claimed he was (and by the way, we still haven't seen any of Obama's grades, and perhaps even his birth certificate).
And now Biden, chosen by the party apparat for his specific qualities of clueless and lying with a straight face, chose this winner, a woman so disliked by her own party that she managed exactly ZERO delegates in her own Presidential bid.
Every time she opens her mouth (to speak, I mean) she sets back the cause of Civil Rights about 100 years and reminds us all that perhaps it's time we revisited this whole Affirmative Action thing. In fact, every Womxn (that they can't define) O' Color this administration puts forward makes the argument in ways that have never been so obvious, that handing out plum positions in American government and society on the basis of gender and skin tone is the worst idea since Chlamydia.
But it doesn't stop there, because if you have the good fortune to live in the Empire State, like I do, Doctor Death, former governor Andrew Cuomo, left his own turd in the punchbowl in the form of Kathy Hochul.
If you thought The Himmler of Albany was bad, just wait. This winner (Hochul) not only surpasses Cuomo in both the stupid and arrogant departments, but just give her a chance and she just might get more people killed by accident, instead of by Cuomo's design.
And speaking of the Cuomocaust, there was this article that caught my eye yesterday in the New York Post, where the State of New York is supplying 800 senior citizens with their very own companion robots.
What I find surprising is that Cuomo left 800 seniors alive.
The stupidity, however, doesn't just start in Washington and end in Albany. Because here in The Big Apple, we have Eric Adams, the Mini-Me to Bill DeBlasio's Dr. Evil, who dropped the following ass-plosion of wisdom regarding yesterday's Supreme Court ruling on gun control:
You have to watch it to believe it.
Last time I looked, there was a subway shooting just a few weeks ago (but crazy, racist black guy with a gun, so we're all supposed to forget it happened...even though we know and don't know and saw it and didn't see it, per Kamala) and people are being assaulted, raped, pushed in front of moving trains all the time.
Wild West? Hey, Asshole, we already got it.
And when Mayor "tough on crime" isn't being kept awake at night by the thought that people actually being shot on the 4 train might be able to defend themselves, and crushing motorcycles stolen by police from their owners for a publicity stunt, he's busy being a food nazi ,running for re-election while not doing the job he's just gotten, and ignoring the housing problem in this city that's been caused by his own voters performing a back-handed ethnic cleansing of city neighborhoods, while accusing everyone else of racism.
But just when you thought all this stupidity that centers around Black and/or Female could get any worse, along comes the Mayor of New Orleans, and her signature addition to the discussion.
Way to reinforce negative racial stereotypes, Miss Mayor!
And these are merely the second string. We already know how terrible the starting players are. Everywhere. For every AOC there's a Stacey Abrams; for every Lori Lightfoot there's a London Breed.
It's almost getting to the point where one could be forgiven for thinking that maybe, just maybe, voting for someone SOLELY on the basis of their skin color and wedding tackle is perhaps a really bad idea?
And that maybe appointing people by means of the same criteria is also a bad thing?
Tomorrow, I'm going to talk about the Right and their own vermin. Stay tuned.