My, but we're approaching rarefied air, here! Who would have thought that when this list first began, we had but 50 piffling reasons why Liberals suck? If anything, the continued existence of this list and it's prolific expansion are testimony to the continued powers of super-human suckitude possessed by the modern Progtard!
They should be proud.
Actually, they should be shot, but that's against the law, unfortunately.
Once again, I cannot claim credit for all of these; I have simply collected them from all over the place, and present them here for your reading pleasure.
1. Liberalism is a movement of the well-intentioned, but ill-informed, led by the well-informed and ill-intentioned.
2. At heart, a liberal is an eternal adolescent, forever in search of escape from conventional morality, consequences and responsibility.
3. Freedom from moral consequence can only be secured by a collectivist, totalitarian state.
4. The Liberal religion worships the twin gods of The Government and The Genitalia.
5. A Liberal believes that psychology is a hard science in the same way that chemistry is.
6. Freedom, to a Liberal, refers solely to the freedom of the genitalia.
7. All non-sexual individual freedoms are despised by the Liberal because they contain within them an element of personal responsibility, self-sacrifice, or abstention.
8. Collectivism seeks to eliminate the need for personal responsibility and moral consequence by shifting blame for failure from the individual to "society" or "the System".
9. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are the enemy of the Liberal. Because they are clear in their elaboration of both the rights of the Individual and the Powers of Government, both documents must be subverted, re-interpreted, or ignored, as needed.
10. The Liberal hates the United States because it has been the premier guarantor and promoter of individual rights in the history of mankind.
11. All institutions – schools, environMENTAL organizations, Civil Rights Groups, Law courts, Markets, etc., serve no relevant purpose to a Liberal except when they can be made to promote the concept of the collective.
12. Abortion is necessary to guarantee genital freedom and to further erode the concept of personal responsibility, while eliminating future generations of less-desirable human beings.
14. The Liberal must create an atmosphere of perpetual crisis, fear, and envy in order to justify continued collectivist oppression.
15. Religion is the enemy of the Liberal since it promotes morality and responsibility and suggests an authority set above Government.
16. Despite decades of failure, the Liberal clings to his collectivist ideology because it is HIS religion.
17. Liberals seek to dominate any institution that can be used to undermine or eliminate parental rights, such as schools, child-abuse agencies, pediatric associations, etc. and which can be used to turn children into informants for the State against their own parents.
18. The Liberal seeks to sanction and jail those who dare to home school their children, or who have the balls and wherewithal to raise their children in an environment outside of Liberal control or influence.
19. Individual ownership of firearms is the greatest threat to collectivism and the greatest expression of individual rights, therefore, all Liberals despise guns.
20. All freedoms demand responsible behavior. The Liberal despises responsibility, therefore, he despises freedom.
21. A Liberal worships his pantheon of Kennedys, Clintons, Cuomos, Jacksons, Gores and Obamas, for WHO they are, and in spite of WHAT they are.
22. The Liberal despises National Sovereignty, which is a guarantor of individual freedoms.
23. The Liberal promotes international government, such as the United Nations and the European Union, which seek to destroy National Sovereignty. The Soviet Union did not collapse, it merely moved west.
24. The Liberal is obsessed with the idea of centralized control of all human endeavors.
25. Liberals often speak of tolerance but can only tolerate other Liberals.
26. Liberals seek to criminalize any speech promoting responsibility, morality, or individualism as "hate speech" or sedition.
27. To a liberal, the thought cannot be separated from the deed -- unless one of his or her own is thinking or doing it.
28. Environmentalists lie as a matter of course, promoting paranoia based upon verifiable falsehood.
29. A Liberal’s only method of discourse is to insult and discredit all who disagree with him. Failing that, they attempt to draw attention away from the subject at hand by "moving on" and changing the subject.
30. Your freedom is a Liberal’s oppression.
31. Private property and wealth are disgusting and distasteful concepts to a Liberal -- unless they should have more than you do.
32. Liberals hate freedom-loving people with a passion bordering on mania.
33. The Liberal seeks to replace a moral world-view with an emotional one which can be more easily manipulated for political ends.
34. A Liberal claims to "care" for the homeless, mentally ill, lame, lazy and shiftless, but would never invite one of them into their own home.
35. The Liberal typically chooses a career – law, psychology, academic, bureaucrat, "activist", which produces nothing of value and which uses the power of government to extract the wealth of others.
36. Liberal "programs" enrich Liberals and screw the people they were purportedly supposed to help.
37. Liberals despise masculinity, as they view it as a symbol of individual freedom and power.
38. Feminist groups exist to promote lesbianism and socialism and have nothing to do with "equal rights".
39. The EEOC and Civil Rights groups regularly invent incidents of racism and discrimination in order to justify their existence and to promote collectivist ideals regarding employment and equality-of-outcome-type Liberal programs or thought.
40. Liberals despise suburbs as the manifestation of individual property and prosperity -- but seem to have no such qualms about gentrifying ghettos.
41. Liberals hate marriage and the family because they are institutions that strengthen the bonds between individuals -- leaving no room for collectivism -- and because they are institutions which frown upon immorality.
42. Liberals despise the automobile as a symbol of personal freedom.
43. Other diseases kill far more people, but Liberals are obsessed with AIDS because it is the consequence of promiscuity and immorality.
44. Liberal activities are driven by ego and a need for self-satisfaction. A liberal believes and does the things he does because he must prove that he "cares" more than you do.
45. Liberals thrive on emotion and die by reason.
46. Anything espoused by a Liberal as "for the children" is a direct assault upon your family, your privacy, your wallet and your rights.
47. Liberals have no compunction against using violence, deceit, or oppression if it furthers the collectivist cause.
48. Liberals are elitists who routinely exempt themselves from the very rules and suggested behaviors they impose on everyone else.
49. A Liberal must accept as an article of faith that my gun has killed more people than Ted Kennedy’s car or Janet Reno's ATF and FBI.
50. Liberals believe that Geraldo Rivera, Katie Couric, Dan Rather, and Oprah Winfrey are "journalists".
51. Liberals howl if a "protected" group is offended by speech or action, but will remain dead silent if the offended happen to be any of the following: Christians, White Males, Heterosexuals or Taxpayers.
52. Liberals believe wealth is static and quantifiable, and that that it should be divided equally. So, if I have "too much money", it follows that I must have stolen someone else’s "fair share".
53. Liberals believe that Richard Nixon was a vile criminal but that Stalin, Mao, and Fidel Castro are "progressive" leaders who had only the best of intentions.
54. All Liberal ideologies tend towards worldwide totalitarianism.
55. A Liberal is quite ready to point out misconduct by a member of a group opposed to them, but will routinely excuse even more vile behavior by their own.
56. Liberals are obsessed with the theory of evolution because the alternatives terrify them.
57. A full-time, stay-at-home mother enrages a Liberal.
58. Human life is cheap in a Liberal world.
59. The Liberal routinely changes the definition of a word to suit his purpose. For example, you have the "choice" to abort your unborn children, but not the "choice" of smoking, owning a gun, or buying an SUV.
60. A Liberal cannot conceive of a problem that cannot be solved without Government intervention. Although more often than not, Government Action created the problem in the first place.
61. Hillary Clinton's village is a totalitarian state: it used to be called the Soviet Union.
62. Given the chance, a Liberal would ban the Bible, Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Tom Sawyer as "hate speech".
63. Liberals view people as objects without moral motivation, thus we have the welfare state, abortion rights, etc. Conversely, they view inanimate objects in strictly moral terms, thus they are able to vilify and impart motives to firearms, cigarettes, SUV's, corporations, etc.
64. "Third Way" politics is a new shade of lipstick on the same Socialist pig.
65. Liberals are often intolerant, immature, violent thugs, laboring under the misapprehension that they do what they do for "social and moral causes" or "justice"..
66. The Liberal would sooner pluck out his own eye than to cut a tax.
67. Liberals still believe that Marx was right, despite the evidence to the contrary.
68. Hitler was a Socialist, not a Fascist and certainly NOT a Conservative.
69. Liberals believe that AIDS kills people because prevention and treatment services are underfunded, and not because people behave irresponsibly.
70. Liberals detest the death penalty, but favor abortion, thus setting up the convoluted idea that it’s okay to save the guilty and kill the innocent.
71. Liberals believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and that doctors are overpaid robber barons.
72. A Liberal believes that gender roles are "imposed by society" and that homosexuality is "normal" behavior.
73. A Liberal believes that business creates oppression and that Government creates wealth.
74. To a Liberal, self-esteem, the concept, is far more important than doing anything to actually earn some.
75. A Liberal regularly engages in symbolism because if he told the truth, no one would listen.
76. Liberals hate the NRA for their defense of the Second Amendment, and praise the ACLU for their perversion of the First .
77. To a Liberal, Taxes are too low and ATM fees are too high.
78. Racial profiling by police departments is wrong, but perfectly acceptable for deciding who gets into Law School.
79. The only difference between a Liberal and a Communist is that a Communist is AWARE of what he is doing.
80. Continued Liberal support for the shiftless, lazy, halt, lame, and crippled is necessary because they are the groups most easily manipulated by fear and envy.
81. Any proposal to build "low-income" housing is applauded by a Liberal, unless, of course, someone chooses to build it on the Upper West Side, or Malibu Beach.
82. In Liberal math, an 8% increase in government spending on any favored program rather than the usual-and-customary 10% increase equates to a 2% "cut" in funding, which somehow always results in someone starving or dying unnecessarily.
83. All of society’s ills can be cured by "education" inside a union-run institution that does no such thing.
84. All Liberals use words like "Ethnocentric", "jingoistic", "homophobic" and "trans-gendered" at least three times a day.
85. All Liberals have a primal urge to refer to any idea that they cannot comprehend -- or merely dislike -- as "sexist", "racist", "homophobic", etc.
86. A Liberal finds it perfectly acceptable to dispense condoms in a public school, but would cry bloody murder if the package had the Ten Commandments printed on it.
87. A Liberal advocates the killing of human beings (abortion) and the preservation of wildlife.
88. A Liberal feels that the only thing wrong with Communist States of the past was NOT that they were founded upon a flawed political ideology and engaged in awful repression, but rather that the results would have been far different if only the RIGHT Communists had been available to run them.
89. A Liberal believes that character doesn’t count...because they very often have none.
90. A Liberal will tell you that the First Amendment protects those that burn a flag, protest at a dead soldier's funeral, or beat up a Tea Party activist, and in the same breath, insist that Rush Limbaugh promotes "hate speech".
91. A Liberal would like to see the National Anthem replaced with the "Two Minutes Hate".
92. Liberals have such high opinions of themselves, their motives, and their ideas, that they would have you believe that the rest of us actually want to live in a world with dirty air and water, hip-deep in starving schoolchildren and dying elderly people..
93. Human nature does not exist to a Liberal, and when it routinely manifests itself, it is routinely ignored, and if possible, legislated and taxed.
94. Liberals view people in the same way a sculptor views a lump of clay, or a block of marble.
95. Liberals believe that man is inherently malleable and that all that’s needed is the proper training of man to enact to collectivist vision of the universe.
96. Loyalty is a concept foreign to most Liberals because it entails responsibility.
97. Ethics can be easily dispensed with in a Liberal world if they conflict with the creation of the collective.
98. Euphemism is the language of a Liberal, and symbolism is his modus operandi. Clarity and actual accomplishments are the enemies of Liberalism because Liberalism thrives on vagueness and the emotional aspects of "struggle".
99. Liberals believe that criminals should have more rights than law-abiding citizens.
100. Liberals routinely invent extra-Constitutional rights in order to further their agenda (i.e. abortion, gender and racial preferences, etc.) and routinely invent "repressed groups" in order to expand the power of the State (i.e. homosexuals, minorities, illegal immigrants, etc.) or to subvert the power of established institutions (i.e. the Church, family, nationalism, etc.).
101. Most Liberals would feel more shame in standing to attention during the National Anthem then they would in stealing from a Poor Box.
102. Socialism works...until you run out of other people's money.
103. A Libtard refuses to acknowledge that anything which breathes, eats, shits and multiplies from the moment of conception is alive. If those are not the most basic functions of Life, I don't know what is.
104. Libtards defend an economic policy which has consisted of taking $1.5 trillion out of the credit markets for bank bailouts and questionable Stimulus plans, keeping the printing presses at the Mint going 24/7/365, debasing the currency through "Quantitative Easing", spending tax dollars that have yet to be collected twice and then borrowing $5 trillion more in order to pay for programs which create no wealth, salable goods or products or private sector jobs, and which do not generate any tax income whatsoever is a responsible plan for 'recovery'.
105. Liberals subsidize poverty and advocate for policies which discourage productive work, denigrate the profit motive and capitalism, and then claim to be the champions and guardians of the very perpetual poverty class they've created.
106. Liberals believe that a man who simply reads the words written by others and fed to him by a teleprompter is the Greatest Orator since Cicero.
107. Government 'investments' are simply transfers of wealth that are intended to dispose of industrial surplus, resources, and labor, without that expenditure ever leading to a rise in real living standards. You could just as easily bake millions of loaves of bread, and then set them on fire to achieve the same effect, but it doesn't have the appearance of true economic activity.
108. Liberals believe that mortgage lenders are 'predatory' and people who don't read contracts or retain legal counsel before they sign on the dotted line are 'victims'.
109. Collective Liberalism promises equality of prosperity, but only produces equality of misery.
110. Liberals are neither Truly Liberal nor Democrats; they are shameless LIBERTINES who hate democracy because if given the choice between Collective Totalitarianism and Capitalist Freedom, the people would select Freedom and Capitalism every time, leaving the Liberal out in the cold and needing to work for a living.
111. Liberals believe that people are incapable of changing their personal circumstances, or improving their lot in Life without an expensive and expansive government bureaucracy to 'help' them do it, usually at the expense of someone else.
112. Liberals believe all wars are evil and unwinnable...unless they start them. Then they're humanitarian efforts intended to promote good ends and altruistic ideals.
113. Liberals believe that when a terrorist is caught only because he fails to detonate his underwear on your flight, or fails to blow up his Pathfinder in Times Square, leaving his keys, cellphone, driver's license and address book behind in the glovebox, that the Homeland Security regime 'worked' to perfection.
114. Liberals believe that Terrorism is not an act of war perpetrated by a sick and violent culture, but rather a law enforcement problem to be handled with civilian courts and Miranda rights....unless there's a bump in the polls to be had for shooting a terrorist in the face without a trial in a military raid on foreign soil.
115. Liberals claim to stand 'for the Little Guy', but once the Little Guy's use as convenient political prop or rhetorical device is over, he is conveniently forgotten again.
116. Liberals never change their minds, even when presented with undeniable facts or evidence by a non-liberal, because liberalism creates a feedback loop in which ONLY liberals are considered credible sources of information. This close-mindedness – a negative quality they regularly accuse their opponents of having – makes liberals impervious to any idea that threatens to undermine their beliefs.
117. A liberal’s sources of information are ever-present and self-assuring. His newspaper is owned and produced by liberals; his evening newscast is owned and produced by liberals; his favorite magazines are owned and produced by liberals, so too his favorite television shows, movies, and music. Therefore, the liberal lives under the constant drumbeat of his own propaganda.
118. Liberals emphasize feeling superior, rather than achieving superior results. Mainly because achieving requires work, attention to details, and reason. Liberals always prize feelings and appearances over outcomes.
119. Liberals are people who won’t even take their own side in a fight. Four Americans are killed in an attack on an American consulate, and all the liberals can do is imprison an American for utilizing his First Amendment rights.
120. Liberals tend to deal with people as groups, rather than as individuals, and therefore, are often unable to reconcile away what appear to be glaring inconsistencies – like a Black Conservative – in anything except the most dismissive and prejudicial ways, usually with bigoted language. This while they sing the hymns of Diversity, Inclusion and Civil Rights.
121. Liberals give themselves far too much credit for being liberal, a condition they believe makes someone wise, compassionate and superior. Therefore, the good in people springs not from their actions but from their ideology. This explains the misogynist who calls himself a feminist, the race baiter who accuses others of racism, or those who give nothing to charity but who somehow feel empowered to lecture others on compassion.
122. Justice, to a liberal, refers solely to a court twisting the Constitution to give the liberal what he wants, and using the law to punish his enemies.
123. Liberals cannot tolerate opposition because if people are given a viable alternative to liberalism, there would very quickly be no liberals, in much the same way the Muslim Clerics and Ayatollahs try to crush Christians, Jews, Buddhists and Hindus.
124. Liberals are born hypocrites. They support free speech – unless it’s speech they disagree with; they support women’s rights – unless you’re Muslim; they accuse their opponents of the worst crimes – and commit far worse ones of their own; they resist the urge to impose values on people – unless they happen to be their values, in which case they are to be enshrined in law and educational systems, and enforced with all the power of the state; every Liberal policy eventually ends up hurting those the liberal claims to be helping.
125. When a Liberal has a choice between fantasy and reality, he will choose the fantasy every time without hesitation, so Hillary Clinton is ‘the smartest women in the world’, Barack Obama is an ‘enlightened healer and leader’, Jesse Jackson is a defender of Civil Rights, Al Gore was robbed by a Bush Conspiracy rather than being a rotten candidate, Bill Clinton was the best friend the feminists ever had, etc…
126. The Liberal lives by the concept of Divide and Conquer, pitting one group of individuals against another for personal gain, while insisting that he is a champion of freedom and equality and an egalitarian. The more discord there is between people, the more inequality that is created, the better the Liberal likes it, because it affords him greater opportunity to acquire and centralize more power over others. .
127. The reason why liberals automatically dismiss any Conservative plan to restore personal liberty and economic freedom to Americans is because the the Liberals fortunes are tied directly to the sagging fortunes of the very people who would benefit. Without a constant supply of misery to feed on, the Liberal cannot survive.
128. No one who works indoors needs a union. In modern America, there is no longer a need for a labor union, at all. While labor unions once did great things and protected the rights of American workers in the past, their function has been largely superseded by State and Federal law, and a Legal System that would see 4 million lawyers salivate over the prospect of a quick-and-dirty settlement over any perceived case of discrimination or unfairness.
129. The Labor Union exists solely to support the democratic party (small 'd' intentional), keep the false promises of Communism alive, provide jobs for life for public sector workers who have no incentive to be productive, and ensure that capitalists are forced to hire and negotiate with Communists who seek their destruction.
130. A Liberal brands an individual accused of a crime as guilty before proven innocent, while Conservatives brand those accused of crimes innocent until proven guilty. In some cases, where the accusation and implication of guilt is politically useful, the assertion of guilt is continuously made even after the individual has been proven innocent of the charges against him.
131. History, to a liberal, is infinitely mutable, and is continuously re-written to fit the liberal narrative. What is considered historical "fact" today can be changed tomorrow if doing so helps to bring the dreamed-of Liberal Collective one step closer. Entire areas of historical research and fact are being re-written in political terms right now. The hagiographies of such liberal luminaries as Stalin, Mao, Che Guevara, Castro, Pol Pot, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama are constantly and deliberately altered to so as to convince future generations that these were not badly-flawed men, driven by ego and a thirst for power, but rather misunderstood men who had nothing but the best of intentions. Subsequently, the process is also being applied in reverse to the enemies of the Liberal, so that Ronald Reagan wanted nuclear war, George W. Bush refused to rescue black people during Hurricane Katrina, and Dick Cheney instigated 9-11 so as to bring profit to Haliburton's shareholders.
132. Liberals discount the importance and effect of religion, and often deride those who have some form of faith as superstitious fools who are being led astray by self-interested little tyrants intent on squashing their freedoms. They neglect to consider or admit, however, the basis in religion (Jesus, the Buddah, among others) that form the fundamentals of their collective Ideologies, i.e. Socialism and Communism. There is no Marx without Christ.
133. The Liberal believes that all of society's ills can be cured by a massive program of government-directed "education". In effect, this means the public schools and colleges have been repurposed to become the Indoctrination Centers utilized to spread collectivist ideals to captive audiences, while providing tenured positions for millions of unionized teachers, whose unions will give money to liberal-inspired causes. In return, we get incrementally dumber children who can't find their own country on a map, can't do math or lack the education to make something of themselves, leaving them open to more liberal manipulation later on in life.
134. Obama has drones and the NSA, which kill and violate people's privacy on a daily basis. Amazon proposes drones and runs a computerized information storage and retrieval system that might one day deliver groceries and medication to your doorstep. According to the liberal, only government (and liberal-controlled government) can make adequate use of these technologies while protecting human rights and guaranteeing our safety and security. The private sector's use and expansion of technology must be controlled by the government, ostensibly for our own good, while liberal government routinely uses it to violate people's rights and destroy their lives and property whenever it feels justified in it's quest to create the Collective.
135. A Liberal Government takes $600 billion dollars from Medicare and produces a broken website that doesn't work and has tremendous security holes in it, which is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to destroying both the insurance and healthcare industries (so that their roles may be taken over by government later on., as a matter of 'fundamental fairness' (as they like to put it). In the end, the broken website and the deliberately-planned undermining of two industries creates havoc, chaos and dislocation in people's lives. It takes away choices and freedom from the consumer so as to help "the less fortunate", while in the process creating even more "less fortunates". Private industry takes private investment (and much less of it) and creates salable goods and services for a profit and websites that work with complete security, which puts money back into the individuals pocket in terms of dividends and jobs and gives the individual greater freedom of choice (it's called The Free Market). Liberals hate Free Markets because they operate -- successfully --outside the sphere of Liberal Control and Manipulation.
136. Conservatives Believe it When they See It. Liberals See it When they Believe it.
137. Many Conservatives have, at one time or another, been Liberals. No Liberal, however, has ever been a Conservative. This indicates that the Liberal is largely incapable of seeing the flaws in his own ideology, and unable to change his mind or accept an alternate point of view. The liberal celebrates this mental defect as a virtue.
138. A Conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.
139. The Liberal believes that arresting technological progress for the few (I.e The Global warming scam) is the only way to achieve true progress for the many. He calls himself a Progressive and routinely accuses his enemies of wanting to "turn back the clock" but in all actuality, it is the liberal who lives in the past (in fact, he romanticizes the history of leftists movements and individuals, no matter how violent or corrupt) and who is unable to learn from the mistakes of the past, made in the name of his ideology.
140. The Liberal believes in the equality of outcomes rather than in the equality of opportunity. Therefore, all manner of anti-liberal polices that make a mockery of the word "Equality" (forced integration, Affirmative Action, legal action instead of democratic process, dehumanization of enemies real or perceived, government-engineered theft) must be enforced in order to ensure "Equality", but only the "Equality" the liberal finds politically useful at any given moment in history.
141. Left-leaning groups such as Occupy Wall Street, Greenpeace, Anarchists, and Labor Unions decry the "evils" of capitalism and Classically-liberal democracy without noticing that they are the direct beneficiaries of both systems. These people are largely (mis-)informed, organized, supported, nurtured and sustained by the fruits of the internet, modern communications, wealth extracted from others by donation, wage, or tax, and have their actions protected by a system of laws and a Constitution that were the by-products of Classically-liberal democracy. These are NOT people of conscience; they are boobs.
142. The Liberal fails to recognize that it is only free, economically-viable democratic societies which have the time and comfort to debate whether a woman has the right to abort an inconvenient fetus, or whether your local McDonald's cashier should earn the same money as the policeman or construction worker. Their answer to such questions (they call them "pressing social issues" which quickly become "crises") is invariably some variation on a theme which creates instability, decreases freedom, and redistributes wealth from the productive to the unproductive. The Liberal aims to solve small problems by, in effect, creating larger ones...and always under government control and management.
143. The True Believer Liberal is typically NOT a member of an underclass or a member of an oppressed group; they are typically the irrationally-guilty and brainwashed children of the very privileged Middle Classes. They secretly hate themselves and seek to destroy that which provided for them as a means of assuaging their guilt.
144. In a Liberal World, The Lie must always remain one step ahead of The Truth in order to maintain the facade of both the benevolent Leftist and the benevolent Collective. When this can no longer be accomplished or maintained, the Liberal begins to re-write both history and the facts (see #130), so that we can have the curious spectacle of a president who said "you can keep your plan and doctor" furiously explaining why the words he actually spoke bear no relation to what he actually means, and how you were too stupid to notice it. If the Liberal is ever caught and held responsible for this deliberate game of substituting Lies for Truth, it is always someone else's fault that she was forced to lie in order to serve a greater good.
145. In a Liberal World, all Freedoms cut only one way....and which way that cuts depends on what the Liberal needs to believe today in order to justify or preserve the dream of the All-powerful Collective, and to excuse their lying, cheating, and thuggery. Typically, freedoms exist only for the Liberal, and must be taken away or lessened for everyone else.
146. Liberals are the real racists and sexists in America. They all believe that women, minorities, gays, the poor, immigrants, and every other aggrieved group in the country cannot survive or prosper without their help. This help is usually delivered in a backhandedly-condescending and degrading form (i.e. Affirmative Action, Welfare, racial quotas), and does little to help anyone achieve happiness or prosperity because it is primarily purpose is to make people dependent upon the State, and thus, on the Liberal. In return, the Liberal gets to dictate the activities, tastes, thoughts, political ideology, voting habits and so forth of "the needy’, as a prerequisite for receiving more “help” in the future.
147. Despite the protests of liberals everywhere, The American Liberal dream has already been realized. It is called "Detroit", or alternately, "Washington, D.C.", "Camden", "Oakland", "New Orleans".
148. In the liberal mind, if the State -- read, the liberal's apparatus of government -- supports something, then it cannot be immoral.
149. Liberals never hold one another accountable. They have shown a remarkable tolerance for one another's hypocrisy, but only inasmuch as that hypocrisy serves the liberal's goals. Conversely, anyone else's hypocrisy is outed and ridiculed, the offenders hounded out of public life, and this hypocrisy-of-the-other is held up as a disqualification of any rival ideas.
150. Minorities and women will never be held accountable under a liberal system, and are, in fact, held to no standards at all. This is because both are seen as perpetual victims of "Evil White Men". In the liberal point of view, only White Men should ever be held to any (often impossible) standards. Yet, if you suggested that in the name of efficiency or accountability that positions of responsibility be given only to White Men -- as a consequence of the original premise -- so that the public may be assured that their business is done in a moral, effective and legal fashion, you are called a "racist" and a "sexist".
151. Liberals abuse courts and regulatory agencies to achieve by regulation and legal precedent what they cannot achieve by legislation and the electoral process. They call this "democracy".
152. The problem with the Patriot Act, from the libtard's point of view, was that George W. Bush and John Ashcroft got to use it first. The outrage expressed by liberals at the time, and which has continued until this day, was simply an indication of what they hoped to achieve with it had they been given the power to do so first. Recent NSA and IRS scandals bears this out.
153. The watchword when it comes to liberals is "Watch what I do, for what I say is often meaningless, and uttered for propaganda value".
154. The liberal totalitarians pay lip service to the concept of The Law, in full knowledge of the moral and traditional feelings this stirs up generally in people, while they do everything possible to undermine it, and always in the quest for power, personal profit or implementation of Collective ideals.
155. The Facts of Life are Conservative. Modern Liberalism is a fairy tale designed to soothe the fragile minds of people who cannot accept this.
156. In a Liberal World, (liberal) Mythology lives on inviolate, but only Reality is continually altered, or ignored, in order to allow the mythology to continue.
157. Liberals preach a gospel of multi-culturalism, inclusion and tolerance, viciously attacking any who may disagree based upon facts or principles, but seem unable to muster the same energy to defend this gospel against the most hostile, uni-cultural, exclusionary, and intolerant if they consider them allies in the war to advance of the Collective. This proves both that the liberal does not mean what he says, and is a moral coward who only attacks those he knows will not or cannot seriously threaten him.
158. Every liberal suffers from Narcissism, Manic-depression, Megalomania, and Cognitive Dissonance to one extent or another, in some combination or another. They must, because there is no other explanation for the fervor with which they continue to fight for ideals that have been tried and failed, repeatedly.
159. When a liberal "supports education" what she means is the further lowering or elimination of standards so as to ensure that their favored pets -- minorities, women, unionized idiots, government employees -- are further shielded from the consequences of failure, or the expense of a degree. The liberal does not wish to see a functioning educational system that is efficient and passes on real knowledge, because those the liberal manipulates and depends upon need to be kept in a state of ignorance. Inviolate facts and accurate information are anathema to the formation of the collective.
160. Reflexive contradiction is the ocean in which the liberal swims. If it is true, then it must be made false; if it is false, then it must be made true. Only in this way can the majority of people be left confused, disoriented or disinterested enough to fall victim to the collective.
161. Reflexive negativity is the default position of the liberal. In the liberal mind, we all live a Dickensian existence where we suffer needlessly but for the efforts of a few liberals who labor thanklessly for the greater good. That the liberal is cynical, devious, pathologically unable to see or utter truth (unless orthodoxy requires this) makes them extremely unpleasant people to be around, who never have a positive thing to say, or offer any sort of new idea towards solving any real problem, except to advocate for an ever more restrictive, controlling and liberty-crushing brand of liberalism. We will all be made equally miserable by force, for our own good when the collective arrives.
162. The liberal believes himself to be smarter, more enlightened, and caring than others, despite any supporting evidence.
163. The liberal believes that his ideology and feelings provide all solutions, and yet the show a remarkable lack of practical knowledge of the nature of our problems.
164. A liberal typically learns early in her life or career that society has about as much use for her self-asserted "superiority" as a dog does for fleas. This makes the liberal self-absorbed, reflexively negative, querulous to the point of insanity, and completely vicious when challenged by The Other (i.e. someone who is not a liberal).
165. Liberals lies, steal, cheat as naturally as they breathe, while insisting that they always occupy the moral high ground on any subject.
166. A liberal is incapable of feeling shame or guilt in the pursuit of the Collective's goals. All manner of immorality is rationalized away -- imprisonment, deportations, mass murders, theft, lies, etc. -- as simply the price others must pay in order to achieve the Liberal's dreams. The liberal excuses this behavior as necessary in "Serving the Greater Good".
167. A liberal is someone who never knows what they're talking about, and yet can't seem to shut the fuck up about it.
168. "White privilege" is a code word for "shut the fuck up, Unbeliever!". It has replaced the triumvirate of castigation -- racist/sexist/homophobe -- in the Liberal lexicon, because they have been so misused and endlessly repeated that they no longer have any sting or ability to shame The Other into silence.
169. Feminism is simply a system by which all responsibility is taken from Women and transferred to Men, while simultaneously denying all opportunities from Men and transferring them to Women.
170. Liberals tend to be generous with other people's money, but scream bloody murder when you try to take theirs.
171. Liberalism is college professors and documentary filmmakers accumulating vast fortunes in a capitalistic system by decrying the evils of capitalism.
172. Liberals claim that the "border is secure" while insisting we shouldn't deport anyone who illegally crosses the border.
173. Liberalism is "environmental activists" flying across the world to ride together in SUVs to posh environmental conferences where they call for everyone else to live like cavemen in order to save the planet.
174. Liberalism is spewing hatred and profanity at conservative women, calling for gun control that leaves women defenseless against rapists and murderers, and celebrating misogynistic pigs like Bill Clinton while accusing OTHER PEOPLE of being engaged in a "war on women."
175. Liberals say that asking for voter ID is racist while claiming that black Americans are too uniquely stupid and lazy to get an ID
176. Liberals forcibly take money they don't deserve from the people who earned it and calls them greedy for not wanting to give even more.
177, Liberals believe that the government should confiscate guns from NRA members and kill them if they resist and then claim that they have no idea why anyone thinks they need guns to defend themselves.
178. A Liberal is a person who sneers at displays of the American flag, tells the world America isn't exceptional, and criticizes the country non-stop who gets mighty offended if their patriotism is questioned.
179. Liberals call for higher taxes and then vote for politicians who cheat on their own..
180. Liberals are bitter, race-obsessed people who see everything in racial terms, and accuse others of being racists.
181. Liberalism is saying you're for "choice" because you support abortion while taking away American's choices about their health care, schools, whether they want to bake cakes for gay weddings, or even the light bulbs they have in their house.
182. Liberalism is calling everyone who disagrees with you a racist, bigoted, homophobic Nazi and then labeling others as hateful.
183. Liberals consider it an act of compassion to forcibly confiscate other people's money to give away to constituent groups they hope will vote for them in exchange for the loot.
184. Liberalism is saying George W. Bush is a monkey who started the war in Iraq to "steal their oil" while becoming furious if anyone criticizes Obama in similar simian terms.
185. Liberals believe that Christians are dangerous while radical Islamists chanting "Death to America" and advocating Sharia law are harmless little lambs.
186. Liberals seek to disarm Americans while being protected by armed guards.
187. Liberalism is millionaires who have more money than they could spend in a lifetime railing against the horrors of "income inequality."
188. Liberals are "animal rights activists" who eat meat and wear leather shoes screaming profanity at women who hunt.
189. Liberalism is black pundits who got their jobs solely because they're black and willing to call other people racists going on TV and claiming that white gas station attendants and fast food workers are benefiting from "privilege" because of their race.
190. The liberal believes herself to be an independent, open-minded, free thinker who mindlessly parrots whatever the Democrat Party line is on every issue.
191. In the Liberal's world, stating the obvious would be punishable by death if it offends the Liberal's sensibilities.
192. In cyberspace, the chief enablers of Liberalism are smirking young progtards, who are unwilling to touch any viewpoint that hasn’t been spoon-fed to them in school or beamed into their eyeballs via TV. Their brains have never hatched a single original idea in their lives. They are mere hollow carriers of infectious ideas, not so much Trojan horses as little pink Trojan ponies.
193. The modern young leftist is a weak, wretched, psychotic creature, at once nasty and cowardly. Notice how these bespectacled, bearded nerdlings didn’t have one shred of bravado until they had the full weight of the government, media, and academia on their side. They are the sort of cowards who were terrified to make a peep until it was absolutely risk-free. They are extremely bold—at least behind a keyboard—until directly confronted when there’s no crowd around to protect them.
194. Bandwagon-riders that they are, liberals tell everyone who doesn’t think in lockstep with them to “Get with the times,” which is a dishonest way of saying, “Be a conformist like I am.”
194. Bandwagon-riders that they are, liberals tell everyone who doesn’t think in lockstep with them to “Get with the times,” which is a dishonest way of saying, “Be a conformist like I am.”