Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Why You Shouldn't Let Liberal White Women Write Anything)

 "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid..." -- Benjamin Franklin

Nazi Jeans...

 

"Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience..." -- Mark Twain

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 7/25/2025) Zohran Mamdani, Man of the People...

 

"The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats but yearn for dictatorship.  They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office..." -- Ludwig von Mises

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries..." -- Winston Churchill

Teapot Tempests

 

"Danger lies in the writer becoming the victim of his own exaggerations, losing the exact notion of sincerity, and in the end coming to despise truth as something too cold, too blunt for his purpose -- as in fact as not good enough for his insistent emotion. From laughter to tears the descent is all too easy to sniveling and giggles..." -- Joseph Conrad

You All Suck (#59 - Be Careful What You Ask For Edition)

 "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard..." -- H.L. Mencken

Why I Don't Care About Epstein...

 "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office..." -- Aesop

The Idiot's Perspective is Back!

 Because no one asked and because both Joe and I are incredibly vicious bastards, The Idiot's Perspective Podcast is back and crueler than ever!

Mostly because it's now on video and we both have faces for radio. Be warned: this was Joe's idea, not mine, and have a paper bag handy for the projectile vomiting to ensue.

Now available on Spotify and X .

It's sort of like a COVID vaccine, only delivered rectally and with a lot of cigarette smoke and foul language.

Reflections on the Fourth...

 "A republic...if you can keep it..." -- Benjamin Franklin