On Flapping Rectums

 "'Flapping Rectums' is a term I had coined some time ago, although, so far as I know, no one but me ever uses it. I use it as a substitute for the term 'Talking Heads' because it was apparent a long time ago that these people were certainly talking out of their anuses and the product was always either shit or a blast of hot air with a distinct and unpleasant aroma" -- The Overlord

This will be long because I'm fed up. Bear with me, please.

To begin with:

I was thinking of taking this blog to Substack, but I lost my enthusiasm for the project. In fact, I had lost my enthusiasm for writing altogether because, invariably, I kept feeling compelled to write about the same subjects -- politics, the prevalence of dumbfuck, the loss of our Freedoms -- and quite frankly, it was depressing.

Strike that: it is depressing.

Anyway you slice it this is not a sane world. It hasn't been for a long time but the last two or three years have made it impossible to not come to this conclusion.

Whether it is 'doctors' and 'scientists' deliberately making Frankenviruses they can't control, only to turn a profit on 'a cure' that isn't, and turning their backs on traditional therapies and denigrating drugs proven to work in order to get their kickbacks or dividends from the drug companies, is sickening. It's downright maddening when the people who did this to you -- in the name of 'Science' -- then lie with impunity as they attempt to cover their tracks for perhaps killing 6 million people around the world,. You can't miss the insanity.

One almost has a vision of Adolf Hitler, roasting in the netherworld, looking up, facepalming, and wondering "why didn't I think of that?" only now realizing that it would have been possible to stampede his victims into taking an unproven, deadly medicine if you made it all sound scary enough.

Would have saved a lot of time, effort and energy, not to mention wars and trials at Nuremburg, than constructing a series of death camps and then destroying your war effort's logistical system to keep it all going while you're getting your ass kicked across an entire continent.

You wonder at what sort of disease of mind exists wherein some dipshit with a microphone can stand in the middle of a raging riot, scenes of arson, assault, even murder, taking place behind him and come to the conclusion it's all just "mostly-peaceful protest"...undertaken on behalf of a drug-addled career criminal who died of a fentanyl-induced heart attack while in police custody after trying to pass a counterfeit bill in a convenience store.

Apply this test to anything that you see happening around you:

Drag queens in school libraries but it's not grooming. No, never about grooming. We don't need to groom: homos grow on trees, you know.

People who believe that by lopping off your body parts you somehow become a different person or even a different gender, insisting that biological men can menstruate and get pregnant and that biological women can fashion a fully-functional penis with the right surgery and hormones.

That an obviously-incapacitated potato with a 50 year history of being both consistently wrong and as stupid as all get-out is an effective President, who really....I mean REALLY...wasn't the recipient of the largest vote fraud in history (that he admitted to in a Freudian slip), who supports a losing combatant in a war because he's afraid he'll be blackmailed or exposed, whose son is so fucked up it would keep Dr. Phil (and several prosecutors) in business for 100 years, and how he totally isn't a catspaw for a left-wing cabal of apparatchiks and destructive personalities, is somehow competent.

That a gazillion impeachments, civil cases, criminal cases, built upon a foundation of lies, innuendo, corruption at the highest levels of government and law enforcement against someone the so-called Elites despise because they have had to beg for his cash for decades and he knows where all the bodies are buried have turned up NOT A SINGLE THING WORTHY OF CONVICTION (even the laughable "34 felonies" invented from thin air in New York City) but he's still "literally Hitler".

Even Hitler wasn't "Literally Hitler", when you think about it: he was more "Literally Stalin", he just had better PR and snappier uniforms.

Trump has been investigated a billion times. None of it sticks. He's either the squeaky-cleanest person to ever live, or the Left keeps failing to "get him" because they're not very bright or competent (most likely both).

of course, they attribute his success in evading their traps as "just luck".

And now the dumbfuck has hit Biblical Proportions. The crescendo has been reached.

Some incel fucktard shot at Trump.

Thankfully, because leftard, he missed. But not by much. In the annals of leftardism he was nearly successful and that's the most-successful any leftard has ever been. But then again, they've always had very low standards.

I don't want to get into the weeds on the political angles very much here. I'm sick of it all. I want my country back, is all, and Trump -- even if he isn't my personal favorite -- is the guy who will get that ball rolling again, because The Other Side doesn't want us to have the country back. It would rather churn out more freedom-destroying and expensive planned failures (fuck, it's only Other People's Money, after all!), bask in the glow cast by their flunkies and junkies (the people who cannot survive without Uncle Sugar's cash injection), civilizational-destroying dumbfuck, from which they extract (never "earn") a good living, have gained a special cachet they'd otherwise wouldn't be entitled to, and act as the Lords of The Manor in a modern feudal system.

They fear losing their exalted status. They fear being exposed for who and what they truly are.

By now you should understand this, because I've only said it on this page 100,000 times: this is not about you, your happiness or well-being. This is about people who, on good day, might be able to tie their own shoes finding ways to make you pay for their own shortcomings, gaslighting you into thinking this is all about "fairness and justice", and looking for every opportunity to grind their boot in your eye because they hate you.

And the reason why they hate you is because they secretly want to be you, but can't be.

The first indication of how much they hate is revealed in the disdain in which they hold you. If you disagree with these idiots, you're some kind of revolting specimen, hardly fit to live, let alone be released into polite society. They have no respect for you as a human being, they have no compassion or empathy for you, because every last one of them is a case study in pathological, all-consuming self-pity and self-regard, serious brain damage, and/or a least one self-destructive behavior.

And you're not.

And while your life may not be perfect, it is certainly better than theirs for the most part, because you have things you value beyond 5 seconds of immediate gratification or ginning up your own sense of fear, anger, hatred, envy because otherwise you're incapable of feeling any emotion, at all. You have a family that loves you; you have a job you actually enjoy going to; you have your recreations that are based solely upon your own, personal satisfaction and which are generally accepted by society (unlike, say, cross-dressing, behaving in in an exaggerated fashion for attention and attempting to stick your tucked-in fake twat in a six-year-old's face)

But mostly they hate because you're competent and have utility. 

That's important because you live in a hierarchal society. Your status within that society is determined by your utility (usefulness to the hierarchy) and competence (skill or contribution to helping the hierarchy achieve it's goals). This is true all across the board in Nature; these rules apply to pods of dolphins, prides of lions, beehives, anthills, government, employment and your goddamned bowling league or corner-bar softball team.

What happens, however, when you're as competent as a chimp charged to translate Shakespeare into Attic Greek and about as useful as a case of herpes?

The hierarchy spits you out. You will have no status within society. This is why the political left exists: Nature keeps insisting upon creating useless, incompetent people and if someone doesn't at the very least pretend to be concerned about them and their needs, they'll only riot, loot, rape, pillage, plunder and create only ever more carbon copies of themselves.

Assuming they understand how genitalia and biology work.

The second indication of how much they hate you involves their total lack of acknowledgement that you might have a brain of your own, and, horror of horrors, be capable of forming the "wrong" opinion, defined as "any opinion or thought that stands in the way of these assholes stealing from you in order to survive".

The evidence for this, if you hadn't seen it before, was all-too-obvious in the last week or ten days.

You didn't see a slobbering old fool who mumbles, conflates a question with a different subject and still doesn't address either one; who falls up stairs, down stairs and even when there aren't stairs; who freezes in a slack-jawed, thousand yard stare like an autistic deer caught in your high beams; who can't stop sniffing children and making unwanted contact with women who are grossed out by the prospect.

No, you saw a true statesman on that podium at that debate, and according to Joe Scarborough, at least, if you didn't really see the most-vital, engaged, intelligent, on-point Joe Biden, then you're an idiot and Scarborough's message to you is to go fuck yourself.

You saw an assassination attempt on live television and lefties on the internet happy, for the first time EVAH, that someone had an AR-15 after years of demonizing the thing as if it were the harbinger of a new Holocaust.

You've seen people who shout and rend their garments about "our democracy" suddenly speculate on how millions of voters who cast their ballot for President Jell-O Brain can be disenfranchised, voting laws subverted to get him off ballots, or using the Constitution they say is merely a scrap of paper to get him 25th-Amendment-ed out.

You've seen people who claim to only want peace, love, justice, equality go to extreme lengths to destroy American cities in fits of childish rage, openly wish for the death of people they don't like, harass people in public, riot for the sake of it, weaponize the justice system to imprison, harry, bankrupt and slander their political opponents, literally for a decade.

You've seen people who have been labeled "traitors" and "insurrectionists" jailed without trial, denied access to counsel, for taking part in what was practically a guided tour of the Capitol by law enforcement, the crowd being exhorted to become a violent mob by known FBI associates and a bunch of ANTIFA fuckheads in disguise. 

They'll even tell you the "rebels" killed a police officer, who had a stroke, with a vicious fire extinguisher attack and yet the only people who were murdered died by the hands of the Capitol police.

I mean, what sort of head-in-your-ass insurrectionists show up to a revolt and/or insurrection without their guns?

The third indication of how much they hate you is what they are willing to do to your society, your civilization, your rights, your children, your churches, the very institutions that make society and a government that is peaceful, restrained, compassionate, fair.

Your kids will be taught to be fags, whether you like it or not.

Your citizenship and votes will be devalued by rampant illegal immigration. The very borders of your country erased in an effort to create as much chaos, dissent and confusion as possible. 

Because the left feeds on chaos, dissent and confusion. Without them, there is no excuse for the left to even exist. Without them, there is no justification for the continuing assaults upon your family, your wallet and your rights.

But you know all of this. You've experienced it, even if you initially could not admit it. Maybe, you didn't want to.

This state of affairs cannot continue; the nation will not bear it. It has long since been time for the Silent Majority to put it's foot down. We're now at the point where that Silent Majority needs to put it's foot up someone's ass.

As always, once the left finds itself cornered it suddenly seeks conciliation. It suddenly discovers something it calls "bi-partisanship" that it now desperately craves. When it's own rhetoric and actions lead to an attempted assassination on a Presidential candidate (and former President) it suddenly wants to "cool down the rhetoric" or even manages to find a way to blame the innocent for it. If only that innocent guy hadn't mean tweeted, told truths, made logical arguments, he wouldn't have pissed people off....mostly by reminding them that they're losers.

Somehow, he's responsible for some lunatic deciding to attempt his murder, according to this warped mentality.

This is where we, FINALLY, get to the Flapping Rectums.

In the media coverage of the last few days I have heard some of the stupidest shit to ever be uttered by human beings.

One jerkoff has suggested that the assassination attempt was staged, to garner sympathy ahead of the election. I won't mention the idiot's name, but he's one of those "experts" the networks trot out to endlessly navel gaze and deconstruct events to make them more-digestible for the null-intelligence they believe is sitting in front of the television.

That moron hasn't the slightest clue about anything. Especially guns, for certain, because from that distance a killing hit is not only not certain for a barely-trained sniper, but to have the sort of aim and control necessary to DELIBERATELY get a non-fatal HEAD SHOT from 140 or 150 yards is intense. Even in the hands of a trained sniper to deliberately miss with that sort of precision is a tough sell. It's an even tougher tale to swallow that someone would willingly stand there to take a bullet with that many variables at play -- wind, temperature, angles, relative skill of the shooter, etc.

Another fool (a woman, of course) suggested that the MAGA crowd and Trump have a belief that they are being unjustly persecuted and threatened and this is just not true. You can forget all that "bitter clingers to guns and religion", the "basket of deplorables", the "MAGA Supremacists", the Racist Haters, the New Nazis, the Fascists-in-all-but-name stuff we've uttered for nearly 20 years  (another clue to how clueless these fucktards are -- Nazis (National Socialists) are not even in the same political ballpark as Fascists).

So says this cretin not three hours or so after we've just witnessed an assassination attempt on live television. If someone trying to kill you is not an indication that you're being persecuted and threatened, then this broad should be sterilized before she procreates and if she has already done so take page out of her pro-abortion/environmentalist playbook and perform a bunch retroactively. It'll certainly eliminate a bunch of carbon footprints.

Then there was the douche who had the temerity to suggest that the would-be killer is probably an anti-Trumper republican, because somehow we immediately knew how he registered to vote right after he got killed by counter-snipers. This totally ignored the other "evidence" that was obtained at the same time as his voter registration was unearthed -- that he made political contributions to multiple LEFTIST causes. It never occurred to this bottom-feeder that quite-possibly-transitioning would-be Lee Harvey (to judge by some of the photographs) was engaged in the timeless leftist tactic of subverting primary elections (but...but...muh democracy!) by registering just so he could cast a ballot that might skew the vote one way or another.

In other words, to interfere with an election and to commit fraud.

The same shit they've tried to railroad Trump for.

These people are obviously biased. They are , after all, paid shills for a party, a business, an industry, a certain ideological mindset. They can't find real jobs that do anything useful, which is why most of them are on the left, and they crawl out of "think tanks" (more like "septic tanks") and "political strategy firms" (whorehouses) to spew complete and utter, unadulterated, unhinged, extraordinarily shallow "conventional wisdom" which is two lies for the price of one.

And despite the fact that these "experts" are both often wrong and lack self-awareness (or maybe they're just sociopaths in nice suits), the bullshitter who tells you to not believe this week's poll because it doesn't reflect his bias, is the same piece of shit who will tout next week's poll as ironclad evidence that his position is correct.

And be wrong in both cases.

And still be trotted out next week to pontificate on something else he doesn't know about.

These fools are mostly parrots. You can flip through the news channels and listen to them all puke up the same the exact thing. With the same exact words, phrasing and context. They've been given their lines to read and sent forth to boldface lie to you, because you're a dope and a terrible human being in their estimation.

What frightens them the most is when the very people they've been lying to, shitting upon, persecuting, prosecuting, stealing from, ostracizing, deplatforming, cancelling and treating like a disease start to see that the supposed-scum won't take it, anymore.

That's when the scum becomes a threat. That's when the scum becomes "Fascist" and "Nazi" and "White Supremacist" and un-democratic.

(As an aside, I find it hysterical that the very people who trumpet that identity is the end-all-be-all suddenly get upset when White People discover they have an identity, too).

Trump's election was the signal that the scum was getting restless. Everything they've done to this point -- up to and including attempted murder -- has been done to put the scum in their proper place, or failing that, to make them too ashamed, embarrassed, frightened, confused, demoralized to do anything about their discontent.

Because the only legitimate discontent that matters, after all, belongs to the Left. Everyone else's discontent is their "oppression". Twenty years of systematic Normie Abuse for fun and profit and for the sake of misusing your genitals is about to come to an end, and they can't stand it.

Whatever they can't misuse, subvert, destroy, they must kill. It's the only power the left truly has: violence.

The Flapping Rectums are just there to tell you it isn't really violence, and if it is, it's justified, because reasons that are somehow your fault, so shut up and take your well-deserved, un-lubed purple shaft, Prole. It's your just reward for the Lefty being a waste of gametes and space.

I'm sorry I've taken up a lot of your time here.