Polishing Turds...

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on..." -- Winston Churchill

 We are currently witnessing something that was once believed to be impossible, but which anyone with half a brain has seen coming for at least 30 years now.

It began with "I didn't inhale...", continued with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." and was eventually converted into an art form with the phrases "it's just about sex" and "it depends on what the meaning of "is" is."

There were occasions where this audacious form of dissembling were too comical to swallow:

"We have to pass it in order to find out what's in it...".

"We are the change we've been waiting for."

"Do you mean like with a cloth?"

"He's too old and feeble to stand trial".

And yet, even when the equivocation was/is so ridiculously obvious, there were no consequences for the utterers and purveyors of such conspicuous falsehoods -- no one got fired, no one got prosecuted, no one even got much in the way of public condemnation. So the prevarication continued.

It is now so blatant that those who make their living by being bald-faced dishonest -- that would be the political, media and bureaucratic classes -- have decided to go all-in on what might be their last, best chance to pull the sheep over your wool, and try to sell you on the idea that Kamala Harris is somehow a Messiah.

This was a woman who was universally hated by her own political party, to the extent that when she ran for president she got no votes in an Iowa contest that essentially goes to the one offering the best bribes in place of solid ideological or policy formulations. So reviled that even the biggest whores in Congress hated the new (real) whore on the block when she was handed a senate seat.

And in the great democrat (small 'd' intentional) tradition of both failing upwards and being rewarded for bringing your kneepads to the party, she managed to get the Vice Presidency on the basis of being (half-) black and female (although far be it from me to misgender anyone).

This is the piece of shit the media is trying to sell you on. She has gone from "less-popular than herpes" to "best thing EVAH!" in the course of a few weeks.

Of course, it's all fake. It's all marketing. It's all outright balderdash.

But the people who make their living dishing out bullshit don't care whether you see through the toilet-paper-thin veneer of lies being peddled, because, on the one hand, your opinion doesn't matter, Peasant, and on the other, this isn't about what's good for you -- it's about the $200 million warchest Biden accumulated which would have been locked away forever if neither Biden or Harris was on the ticket.

This is about the bullshitters getting paid -- the "strategists", the PR people, the campaign "consultants", the vote harvesters, the activists who gin up phony enthusiasm and riotous crowds, and if they have to polish turds from now until Doomsday in order to get their piece of that $200 million, then fuck it, polish turds they will. 

Doesn't matter if she actually wins if the checks clear, right?

It might also be their last chance to retain any sort of power that will protect them against the Great Unwashed masses who are getting their pitchforks and torches ready, as we speak.

But there are several problems inherent in the polishing of excrement.

Apart from the obvious -- the filth and the smell -- one suddenly discovers that semi-solid excretia has a tendency to fall apart. It appears solid, but lacks true substance. It may look substantial, but it has a tendency to dry up and eventually become dust. And so the exercise is often one in futility.

But poop has one other quality which is the one that attracts the dishonest sort in the same way that honey draws flies (something it has in common with shit) or in which Kamala gets flies to drop, and that is that in the right hands even crap is infinitely malleable.

Yes, one could, if one were so inclined, use feces as if they were clay and mold it into any shape or form one wishes, and with today's tendency to reject objective reality, even a purpose-molded shit statue can be sold as Michelangelo's David, in the right hands.

In this case, the right hands happen to be the people who are professional shit salesmen. Like politicians, news anchors, celebrities, bureaucrats and their hanger's on.

The task of creating the Kamala Manure Diorama has begun. As one would expect, it had started with the usual onslaught of dishonesty, but the full-court press is on and so it merely makes the bait-and-switch should she win that much more predictable.

She's no longer the most-unpopular girl at the prom.

She's no longer an inarticulate moron who can't express a coherent thought.

No more is the outspoken pride at being a part of an administration led by a dementia patient, responsible for debt, inflation, a foreign invasion, national humiliation, an extension of the post-COVID misery we're all still feeling.

Why, she's running away from Joe Biden so fast I'm convinced that in another week she'll be telling you she has no idea who that is.

It will be strictly-and-tightly-controlled-and-scripted "events" from now on, with paid audiences, no questions from the press, which is surprising since one would expect them to ask her nothing that requires the expenditure of braincells. She'll be on a very short leash, hiding in a metaphorical bunker, seen to be doing things but accomplishing nothing except a series of public relations stunts.

In the meantime, you will be treated to a cannonade of anti-Trump stuff, like you haven't been already, but the likes of which you will wish you didn't experience. Already, the press has forgotten that the man was nearly killed a few weeks ago, it gives nary a mention to anything he's doing on the campaign trail, and when it does, the "news" is so biased, slanted, and "expert panel"-ed to death in the most underhanded fashion that would have made Josef Goebbels proud.

And probably astonished at how transparently untrue it all is.

So, when you suddenly hear that Kamala leads Trump by x-percentage points in a poll, don't believe it. That poll was probably taken in a mental institution or it was invented from whole cloth. I read yesterday that Trump was trailing Kamala by 1% here in North Carolina and yet no one I know or have talked to in the last few weeks has anything good to say about her, Trump campaign sings are as common as webbed feet from inbreeding around here, and even the black people you talk to don't like her because other than finally realizing the futility of voting democrat for no return, they don't believe she's authentically black.

One of my neighbors told me recently that they've had enough of the "fake" blacks taking advantage of their votes -- and he mentioned Obama and Harris by name, no less.

If you are receiving reports that Kamala is somehow ahead in some swing state, don't let it deter or demoralize you. The only swinging this woman does is with married men.

If you are being told that she's suddenly the brightest, most-acute, mentally-sharp-and-focused candidate to ever live, laugh it off; her first executive decision was to tap Tim Walz as her running mate.

Tim Walz is Public Enemy Number One in the non-Somali parts of Minnesota (there are still some of those) and I have a lot of friends there would would rather get simultaneous cases of mpox and scrofula than to see that fatass jerk get to the near-pinnacle of power.

If you want to know what the future under a Harris-Walz administration might look like, it would be the now-burned-out Minneapolis with the local African tribesman replaced by Spanish-speaking leaf-blower operators and MS-13 filling up the local schools, hospitals, jails and welfare offices, although, to be honest, it might smell slightly better, with bread lines stretching for miles.

Imagine that NATIONWIDE.

Or, you could just watch "Idiocracy" (I recommend that you do).

Because that's what's coming. It cannot be avoided when the Other Side's ticket consists of a gross incompetent who can't decide which race she belongs to and an unrepentant communist who hates his own race, and they are convinced that they are somehow both invincible, inevitable and cosmically right.

it's also what happens when complete failures don't suffer the consequences of such, and instead manage to turn dumbfuck into a career opportunity.

But the press and political pigs feeding at the trough will try to convince you otherwise, knowing all the time that none of it is true.

Eventually, the turd breaks. It becomes desiccated and is returned to the Earth in unsubstantial form.

All that remains, sometimes, is the stench.