Unburdened By BS...

 "What can be, unburdened by what has been..." -- Mao Tse Dung Kamala Harris

Polishing Turds...

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on..." -- Winston Churchill

The Perils of Equality and Some Other Stuff...

 "The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal..." -- Aristotle

The Olympics: Now With More Gay...

 "The only thing gayer than a gay rendition of The Last Supper is a gay rendition of The Last Supper on a fucking boat floating through the middle of Paris..." -- The Overlord

Defendin' Ur Democracy

 "The surface of American society is covered with a layer of democracy from beneath which the old aristocratic colors sometimes peep..." -- Alexis D'Tocquveille "Democracy in America"

On Flapping Rectums

 "'Flapping Rectums' is a term I had coined some time ago, although, so far as I know, no one but me ever uses it. I use it as a substitute for the term 'Talking Heads' because it was apparent a long time ago that these people were certainly talking out of their anuses and the product was always either shit or a blast of hot air with a distinct and unpleasant aroma" -- The Overlord

It Has Come To This...

 

Alas, my minions, we have come to a crossroads. A fork in the road that leads either to servitude or unbounded freedom.

Your Galactic Overlord chooses Freedom.

And so should you.