Bombs and Boobs...

 "Public opinion...the attempt to organize the ignorance of the community, and to elevate it to the dignity of physical force..." -- Oscar Wilde

Marx, Riots and Lunatics...

 

"There is no difference between communism and socialism, except by the means of achieving the same ultimate end; communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide..." -- Ayn Rand, "The Ayn Rand Lexicon"

Propaganda...

 "...the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda therefore must always be essentially simple and repetitious." --  Josef Goebbels

When Morons Gotta Jog...

 "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself..." -- Leo Tolstoy

"Since there was nothing at all I was certain of, since I needed to be provided at every instant with a new confirmation of my existence, since nothing was in my very own, undoubted, sole possession, determined unequivocally only by me -- in sober truth a disinherited son -- naturally I became unsure even of the thing nearest to me, my own body..." - Franz Kafka, Letter to His Father

The Video Every Libtard Should Be Forced To Watch...

 "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light..." -- Plato

Four Observations and A Diagnosis...

 Been busy packing up the Death Star and searching out more worlds ripe for conquest. Apologies for the interruption in the supply of snark this past week and for having no quote today.

You All Suck (#43 - You Dumb Fu*king Monkeys Edition)

 "If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?" -- Steven Wright

"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks in a mirror, he sees a monkey." -- Malcolm de Chazal

Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Potpourri Edition)

"When people like this (Chelsea Clinton) start talking about "eroding privilege", what they really mean to say is, that having enjoyed their own (without really earning it) they'd like to pull the ladder up behind them so that no one can follow." -- The Overlord

A Nation of Damaged Navel Gazers...

"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. It was founded so we could all damned well be anything we pleased..." -- P.J. O'Rourke

A Majority of One (Post-Snotpocalypse Edition)

"If you stumble, make it part of the dance..." -- Unknown

You All Suck (#38 -- The Collapse of Civilization Edition)

"The search for Nirvana, like the search for Utopia or the end of history or the classless society, is ultimately a dangerous and futile one. It involves, if it does not necessitate, the sleep of reason. There is no escape from anxiety and struggle." -- Christopher Hitchens, "Love, Poverty and War: Journeys and Essays".

My Inner Child Rejoiceth! The Outer Children Needeth Beatings...

"In every man a child is hidden that wants to play..." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Fie Upon Your Revolution!

"One does not establish a dictatorship to safeguard the revolution; one makes a revolution in order to establish a dictatorship..." -- George Orwell, "1984"