Saturday, July 22, 2017

You All Suck (Exhibit #10 - Stupid, They Name is Religion)

As a blogger of many years and (very) middling following, experience has taught me that there are really only a few subjects you can write about that will get you an overwhelming response, that, all things considered, you probably don't want.

Galactic Housekeeping #2

On a technical note: We're having a problem here at Galactic Central with regards to Facebook.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Capitalism Triumphs: Anal Botox -- It Smells Like Freedom!

I had meant to write about this last week, but...you know....things come up. One of those things was certainly NOT a quiet reflection on the aesthetic state of some dude's anus. I may have a lot of spare time on my hands, but not nearly enough for this...

Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Overlord's Dating and Marriage Tips


Yesterday saw your Galactic Master at a family gathering where one of the topics of conversation became "Why isn't Cousin X married yet?". This question was being asked by the females present, providing yet another prime example of why there is No God.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Voices Inside My Head #7 (Carry Cash, Douchebag!)

In a world in which it appears as if all things are moving at a greater pace due to technological progress, it seems as if one area of American Life moves slower with each passing day: the checkout line.


Monday, July 10, 2017

You All Suck (Exhibit #9 - Food and Safety Nazis)

In the never-ending battle to identify the worst human beings alive -- so that they may be beaten bloody at leisure -- nothing is as helpful a tool as a holiday; Holidays bring out the worst in The Worst.