Thursday, November 23, 2017

One Vagina, Two Careers...

Happy Thanksgiving to all My Minions. As a symbolic gesture of my grand beneficence, I will now provide you with commentary upon a subject certain to put you off your turkey dinner...

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

You All Suck (Example #15 - It’s All in The Marketing…)

Patriot (noun)
1. a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
2. a person who regards himself or herself as a defender, especially of individual rights, against presumed interference by the federal government.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Douchebag of the Week (Week Ending 11/18/2017): The American Public...

It would appear as if the greatest existential threat that faces America does not come from North Korean nuclear weapons, the specter of Islamofascist terrorism, or even the phony horrors of a supposedly-overheated planet; rather, our Doom originates in the special brand of Industrial-Strength Fucking Stupid we have been churning out in assembly-line fashion for the last six decades.

When I finally achieve power over Space, Time, Matter and Energy, a lot of you are going to be contemplating a future in which you might end up as a desiccated, powdery substance I've sold off to the highest bidder for use as an additive to kitty litter.


Thursday, November 9, 2017

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

You All Suck (Exhibit #14 - Erection Day)

The Overlord has been ill, but having just defied doctor's orders and wolfed down a luncheon of three tacos with extra jalapenos, extra salsa verde, washed down with a Pepsi and two chain-smoked Marlboros, is ready to tell you uncomfortable truths about the disgusting species of animal known as "Mankind". Enjoy...

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Classic Lunatic #1 - Anatomy of a Government Program

The Overlord is under the weather, and has not felt up to the task of posting anything this last week. Since it would be a crime against humanity to deprive you of the original thinking and tomfoolery you so desperately crave, allow me to regale you with a Blast from the Past and post a Classic Essay from the annals of the Lunatic's Asylum before it's well-and-truly gone.