Great Moments in Dumbfuck: Arguing With HR...

 "If you've ever wondered what the world would look like if women ran it, take a look at your HR department. Then tell me that isn't a justification for genocide?" -- The Overlord

Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Why You Shouldn't Let Liberal White Women Write Anything)

 "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid..." -- Benjamin Franklin

You All Suck (We Did Not Get the Smart Slaves Edition)

 

"Negros gotta Negro..." -- The Overlord

Unburdened By BS...

 "What can be, unburdened by what has been..." -- Mao Tse Dung Kamala Harris

Simple Suggestions...And a Word on Pregnancy...

 "Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error..." -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ethical AI?

 No quote today because I couldn't think of one that was appropriate.

Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Your Children Are Retarded)

 "Magnifying small offenses, mind-reading by identifying subconscious thoughts even the offender is unaware of, and labeling others as aggressors are all integral to the microaggression program, but possibly harmful to mental health..."

"Microaggression complaints arise from a culture of victimhood in which individuals and groups display a high sensitivity to slight, have a tendency to handle conflicts through complaints to authorities and other third parties, and seek to cultivate an image of being victims who deserve assistance...".

 --- Bradley Campbell, "The Rise of Victimhood Culture: Microaggressions, Safe Spaces and The New Culture Wars"

Great Moments in Dumbfuck (Year End Edition)

 

"If you ever wanted to imagine just what your own asshole might look like after a marathon Mexican smorgasbord, followed by a 24-hour high-pressure enema, and a forced, un-lubed colonoscopy all happening at once, just think of Anthony Fauci on the witness stand..." -- The Overlord

Why The Left Needs to Kill Children...

 

"There is a tendency on the left, to think that if someone in any way disagrees with the left it must be for the lowest possible reason and if you found the lowest possible reason and if you found the lowest possible motive you have found the right one. There's this whole culture of no one would leave us or no one would quarrel with us if they weren't a sellout. Its actually a very sick mentality and very widespread..." -- Christopher Hitchens

You All Suck (#52 - Arguing With Idiots Edition)

 

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something..." -- Plato

Dear I.R.S. : YOU SUCK!

 "Congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the tax laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene..." -- Dave Barry

Great Moments in Dumbfuck -- Halftime Report...

 "Stupid people are asked for their opinions all the time, and quite frequently, their ideas are taken seriously. On a wide variety of topics, ranging from who should win American Idol, to who should run the country, to what we should do when confronted by a Chinese Superbug that has escaped and almost-exclusively started killing people who already had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Take a good, objective look at the world you presently live in: Does it appear that asking stupid people what they think -- and then acting upon their opinions --  has worked out very well?" -- The Overlord

Machines DO NOT Think, You Idiot...

 "I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted..." -- Alan Turing. "Computing Machinery and Intelligence"

TDS Versus TBS...

 "The fact that the stupid person is often stubborn must not blind us to the fact that he is not independent. In conversation with him, one virtually feels that one is dealing not at all with him as a person, but with slogans, catchwords, and the like that have taken possession of him. He is under a spell, blinded, misused, and abused in his very being. Having thus become a mindless tool, the stupid person will also be capable of any evil and at the same time incapable of seeing that it is evil. This is where the danger of diabolical misuse lurks, for it is this that can once and for all destroy all human beings..." -- Dietrich Boehnhoffer, "Letters and Papers From Prison"

Kovid Kop Kapers...

 "He was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone..." -- Franz Kafka, "The Metamorphosis"

The Noble Savage and The Pig Ignorant

 "Nothing that results in human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. Those that are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of the others..." -- Christopher Columbus

The World You Live In III

 "The 'smart phone' exists because the people who use them are generally retarded..." -- The Overlord

TL:DR...

 

"Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in..." -- Isaac Asimov

"To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists of holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture..." -- Thomas Paine, "The American Crisis"

You're Having a Baby...Good For You?

 No quote today. My head hurt even thinking about this...

Speaking From Your Anus is not a Skill...

 "Three Italians, Four Opinions..." -- Unknown