You All Suck (#57 - Hamas Is Killing The Wrong People Edition)

 "A fool says nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything..." -- Aristotle

Manage This! and More Pissed-Off Yankee...

 "Modern 'Management' is the art or skill of conniving to extract a very large salary while either avoiding work, or by doing work that no one in his right mind would want nor needs done..." -- The Overlord.

Post-Mortem Frustration...

 "I measuring his affections by my own,
Which then most sought where most might not be found,
Being one too many by my weary self, 
Pursued my humor not pursuing his,
And gladly shunned who gladly fled from me..." -- William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

You All Suck (#48 - The Etiquette of the Unwashed)

 "If you find yourself obsessing over your social status, you probably don't have one to begin with..." -- The Overlord.

Speaking From Your Anus is not a Skill...

 "Three Italians, Four Opinions..." -- Unknown

CRT, Cancer, Snowflakes and Horny Squirrels...

 

"Ours may be the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of Artificial Intelligence, they are creating Artificial Stupidity..." -- Thomas Sowell

Dark Clouds and Silver Linings, Part 1 (What We Have Learned)

Notes from the Wuhan Apocalypse, as viewed from the Death Star orbiting above Sodom-on-The-Hudson.

A Majority of One (We're Fucked Edition)

"You're just another of those disconnected, easily-angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to tell other people how to live and what to say. Posting pictures of their food every single day because that's a fucking achievement for them. Preparing a meal. You know, that thing you're supposed to do so that you don't starve to death." -- Caspar Vega, Hayfoot

The Reality of Differences...

"People demand Freedom of Speech as compensation for the Freedom of Thought which they seldom use." - Soren Kierkegaard

Ten Indications You Might Be A Big, Stinking Drunk...

"There is no Devil; there's only God when he drinks." - Tom Waite

I'm Begging You...

"Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them, and annoying not to give to them!"` -- Friedrich Nietzsche

You All Suck (Example #19 - Animated Cabbages Edition)

"There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce..." -- Mark Twain

The Horror of Husbands...

I'm sure that somewhere or other a term has been invented that describes the feeling of absolute horror and disgust that is generated when one finds himself trapped in a sequence of events related to a recurring theme. "Ground Hog Day" doesn't seem to fit this particular circumstance. If anyone is familiar with that term, please e-mail me. I need it.

A Majority of One (The Overlord Is Displeased)

Normally, this weekly screed would be dedicated to a single issue. However, it appears as if there has been a mass outbreak of asshole which is beginning to reach epidemic proportions. Buckle up: we have a long way to go, and I'm not obeying the speed limit...

You All Suck (Exhibit #9 - Food and Safety Nazis)

In the never-ending battle to identify the worst human beings alive -- so that they may be beaten bloody at leisure -- nothing is as helpful a tool as a holiday; Holidays bring out the worst in The Worst.

A Majority of One (An Important Public Service Announcement)

Of all the Things in Creation, I say these three are the dumbest creatures to ever walk the Planet: Liberal Democrats, Irish Setters...and the American College Student.

The Overlord is displeased.

In fact, he is livid. Spitting mad. Red with Rage. Ready to chew vulcanized rubber. Why, if his powers over time, space, and matter were not -- as yet -- limited by the Laws of Physics, there would be an awful lot of dead people littering the landscape this day.

And most would be dead simply because they cannot muster the intellectual firepower to burn calories.