The Death Star Has Moved!

 

Closing up The Death Star...

I can now be found on Substack at:

https://excelsior502.substack.com

Pretti Good...

 "Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it..." -- George Santayana

Weapons of Mass Dysfunction...

 "It is now apparent that the most dangerous weapon in the world is a barren, childless, husband-less, bitter vagina attached to a raving lunatic who is most-likely a ward of, or employee of, The State..." -- The Overlord

Belated Happy New Year..and How Leftism Killed a Child...

 "It would seem to me that the traditional wishing of everyone "A Happy New Year" is a waste of time. All that has happened is that time has passed -- it would have done so, anyway -- and with the realization that a New Year is beginning, you are reminded you're one year closer to your own mortality. So, congrats on surviving the clock for the previous 365 days and get cracking on those funeral plans." -- The Overlord

Why Manslaughter Should Be Legal...

 No quote today, too pissed.

Huns...

 "Diversity is where nations go to die..." -- Mark Steyn

Galactic Housekeeping #23 (Thanksgiving 2025 Edition)

 "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's ass..." -- General Joseph Stillwell

A Red Dawn in New Yorkistan...

 

"Do you know the hallmark of a second-rater? It is resentment of another man's achievement. Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own ...They bare their teeth at you from out of their ratholes, thinking that you take pleasure in letting your brilliance dim them...They envy achievement and their dream of greatness is a world where all men have become acknowledged failures..." - Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"

A Majority of One (The Theory of Stupidity Edition)

 "If we look more closely, we see that any violent display of power, whether political or religious, produces an outburst of folly in a large part of Mankind; indeed, this seems to be a psychological and sociological law; the power of some needs the folly of others..." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer, "Letters and Papers From Prison"

Douchebag of the Week (Special Edition, New York City Mayoral Election)

 

"Children should be seen and not heard..." -- Anonymous

I Don't Do This For You...

 "The People to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know..." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Great Moments in Dumbfuck: Arguing With HR...

 "If you've ever wondered what the world would look like if women ran it, take a look at your HR department. Then tell me that isn't a justification for genocide?" -- The Overlord

Just...Can't...Deal...

 "I don't believe I will ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard..." -- Lyndon B. Johnson

Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich...

 'Definition of AWFL (n): Affluent White Female Liberal. Overeducated, bandwagon-riding hellion, also known as "Karen"; willing and able to take offense on everyone else's behalf, even on subjects that do not concern her. Convinced of her moral and intellectual superiority, despite displaying any evidence of either. Possessed of a streak of victimhood without basis, poor life skills and wedded to a cult of personality dedicated to some other woman who is infinitely worse. A professional misandrist who hypocritically proclaims she "needs no man" and yet desperately wants one to serve as either her slave or benefactor, often both, simultaneously...".

You All Suck (#61 -- Dating After 50 Edition)

 Q: What is the difference between a lady and a whore?
A:  A lady wipes her mouth with a napkin; a whore wipes hers on the backseat upholstery.

Why Teacher Lady Banged Your Son...

 "Feminism destroys everything it touches." -- The Overlord

This Week in Trans...

 "I am not responsible for anything I've said that you don't like: I'm identifying as trans today, and this puts me beyond any and all criticism..." -- The Overlord

Somewhat-Back-From-the-Dead...

 No quotation today, Minions. Just deal.

Maybe You're Just an Idiot?

"Entitlement is a disease. It appears to have infected everyone under the age of thirty. I would say the remedy is failure, but it appears the remedy was simultaneous to the infection and they somehow cancelled each other out, but still left the pustules behind..." -- The Overlord