Showing posts with label college grads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college grads. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Maybe You're Just an Idiot?

"Entitlement is a disease. It appears to have infected everyone under the age of thirty. I would say the remedy is failure, but it appears the remedy was simultaneous to the infection and they somehow cancelled each other out, but still left the pustules behind..." -- The Overlord

Friday, August 26, 2022

You All Suck (#53 -- Unforgiveable)

"Note to all recent college grads who may be seeking employment with me in the near future:

If or when you no longer have as heavy a debt load because Joe Biden is attempting to buy votes by eliminating some of your fiscal responsibility, then I just might decide to lower your starting salary in commensurate fashion. Only fair since I will be getting stuck with your unpaid tab..." -- The Overlord

Friday, May 13, 2022

The Overlord's Interview Tips For The Recent Grad...

 A "graduate" is merely someone who spent an enormous amount of money to faithfully regurgitate whatever a professor -- who has probably never done whatever it is they teach for real or profit -- has been serving for the last 20 years.

Here's how stupid "a graduate" is:

You went to an institution that is a by-product of capitalism, on borrowed funds that are also the by-product of capitalism, to be indoctrinated by socialists who are paid with the by-products of capitalism, so that you could emerge uniquely  unqualified for anything that capitalism finds useful and buried under a mountain of debt.

But nice piece of paper ya got there, Sonny. -- The Overlord