It has been a good year here at Galactic Central..
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Friday, December 24, 2021
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
You All Suck (Example #29, Holiday Edition)
"Censorship is telling a man he cannot have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." -- Mark Twain
Monday, December 24, 2018
The Year-End Review...
"This is dedicated to the thousands of brave and loyal Stormtroopers who gave their lives in the defense of the galaxy against the pernicious poison of stupidity. We must persevere and remember: in The Great Galactic War Against Retard, there will, unfortunately, be casualties. I just wish someone would finally design a Death Star that doesn't have the same fucking weakness. I mean, COME ON. It's not like this is complicated, guys. You've had like fifty examples, already. Even the Chinese Overlord figured it out and his Minions are building Death Stars with no exhaust ports, and out of something better than plastic. For lower wages, too. And why can't our vehicles have wheels? Why legs, Dumbass?" -- The Overlord.
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