Douchebags of the Week (Week Ending 5/10/2025 -- Bernie and Sandy)

 "One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draws to them with magnetic force every fruit juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist and feminist in England..." -- George Orwell, "The Road to Wigan Pier"

And not just in Blighty, Georgie!

We can add a few more categories to the list, if we really think about it, not excepting the fruit juice drinkers of yesteryear are now the juicebox drinkers of today.

Juicebox Marxists, if you will.

Of course, as always, what these idiots believe to be "Socialism" and "Communism" has as many definitions as there are weirdos. Sometimes, they get very confused about things that they barely understand, like for instance, National Socialism. What Bernie Sanders pretty much advocates for is fairly exactly the Nazi program in minute detail, only with more fucktardery and less racism.

And they call everyone else Nazis?

What Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez advocates for is a more-obnoxious but boutique version of the same, only with more fags and illegal aliens.

Let us begin this examination of douche by stating something that is quite obvious to anyone who can read and has all of their digits (for counting). What these two numbskulls are after, really, is a new system in which the imagined former "fat cats" are marched to the ovens and they can take their place. If anything approaching what they advocate for ever comes to pass, it will simply be by accident, and the chaos that ensues will easily be explained away as someone else's fault.

After all, that's how both Socialism and Communism work; when the promised benefit fails to materialize, there's always "hoarders and wreckers", "bitter clingers" and "baskets of deplorables" to blame, plus anyone you can smear with the barely-understood labels of "Nazi" and "fascist".

Barely understood because the people who hope to benefit from the eating the rich thing are not very bright to begin with; their thought process doesn't take them very far from the immediate crises of their own stupidity. The immediacy of their "needs' crowds out all other thoughts. The only emotions any seems to feel are fear, envy, hate and a sort of all-consuming greed they easily project onto others.

I've put "needs" in quotation marks, because the list of them is rather long, but entirely obtainable by anyone with a pulse and ability to walk. Strictly speaking, these are not "needs" but rather a list of demands with which those lacking in intellect, capacity for work and sanity could easily provide for themselves. The problem is that they just don't want to.

And why should a great many of them? America -- and Capitalism -- is so generous to the useless that one can, through no effort of their own, manage to not only survive in the United States, but even to thrive, through no useful effort of their own. Everything in America is, essentially, a welfare program, if you have just enough braincells to treat it that way. As an example, tune into Judge Judy on any given day and listen to the riff-raff explain how they promised to pay back a loan with an income tax refund and they don't work; how someone bought a car (subsequently without insurance, natch) with student aid but somehow never goes to or finishes school.

If you're here in the country illegally, the bonanza is even greater. The same government that fined citizens for not having health insurance will give it to you for free. The decriminalization of everything, right up to illegal immigration, has reached such a point that the Biden administration not only didn't prosecute anyone for it, they openly invited the scum of the Earth to enter, no questions asked. You can live it up in the finest hotels in Manhattan with free food -- which some have had the poor taste to insist they didn't like, and so, naturally, they were given EBT cards to buy food they did -- and while you're here living on the fat of the land, we'll give you a driver's license, help you find work, enroll your children in our schools despite not speaking English, and let the dregs of your home society sell drugs, rape our daughters, and steal with impunity.

Frankly, I don't know why Sandy and Bernie even bothered with their "tour": sounds to me like Socialism and Communism were already alive and well in America -- just not for citizens.

These two bozos are exactly what one would expect from the modern Leftist; both share an incredible lack of self-awareness. Neither seems to have learned anything, vis-a-vis the failures of all the other attempts at Socialism and Communism (S&C from here on in). For a start, both seem unaware of the fact that the Chinese and Russians abandoned S&C, even the pretense to it, some time ago for one version of bastardized Capitalism or another.

But, then again, neither of these are serious people.

Sandy, to begin with, is the sort of girl you hope to run into in a bar, appropriately enough. Stupid enough to fall for a line, desperate for attention, in dire need of validation by others. If it weren't for her shark-like teeth and the obvious mental disorders, you might risk your dick on it after closing time. The sort you hit and quit and give a false phone number to the following morning.

She'll be back next Saturday night, crying in her Cosmo, that she doesn't understand why that keeps happening to her, but she'll do it all over again.

Just like the victims of S&C, or the weak mind that keeps thinking it all would work better if only (moronic) they were in charge.

She's not a serious person: she's an actress playing a role. That role is the "poor Latina made good", which is a load of crap. Poor Latinas do not grow up in Yorktown, Westchester County, nor do they go to Boston University (yearly tuition: $70k) with a severe case of obvious dumbfuck. It is painfully obvious, to me, anyway, that she was the token Puerto Rican up there in Yorktown, and much like the token Half-breed Obama, was lavishly praised if they managed to not poop themselves during recess, and promoted far above their abilities so that suburban white teacher ladies wouldn't be branded "racists".

A favored pet of a liberal establishment. That no true ability or talent was obvious didn't matter because "downtrodden". Orthodoxy demanded such. We get to suffer for it. More than likely, those liberal white teacher ladies simply passed her on from grade to grade, because in their desire to be seen as not racist, they didn't want to see the little tyke steal their hubcaps or come to school with a switchblade (liberals say they detest stereotypes, but they do believe them with a religious faith. They have to, otherwise, they couldn't tell you they're superior to you; they'd recognize their own biases and be ashamed, so they pretend otherwise).

She's the perfect icon for the social media age: young, photogenic, able to influence millions of poorly-educated idiots to be just as vacant, stupid and as unerringly wrong about everything all the time as she is.

#MeToo should be redefined to mean "Yes, I'm a dimwit, as well".

She's David Hogg with tits. A sexier Al Gore. A Greta Thunberg-like ventriloquist's dummy who can not only drink legally, but make the really bad margarita she'll consume, too. A failed capitalist (she once started a children's book publishing company that went belly-up on borrowed money she has neither repaid nor paid taxes on) who, instead of reflecting on just why it was that she failed, instead decided to blame everyone else for it. JUST LIKE MARX. She's a phony, strutting around in designer gowns at $75,000 Met Galas (emblazoned with the legend "Tax the Rich") while presenting herself as a champion of the downtrodden.

A woman so dumb that blondes tell AOC jokes. So braindead that she probably won't do it doggy style for fear of having puppies. A woman so low on the intellectual totem pole that she once opined that unemployment was low because everyone had two jobs. Hank Johnson -- who infamously quipped that Guam would capsize if we put more Marines on it -- smiles: he's no longer the dumbest member of Congress. She thinks money grows on trees because banks have branches. 

The only waitress in history who brings nothing to the table.

And here we come to her counterpart, the octogenarian yin to her youthful yang, the professional hippie and bona fide fossil, Bernie Sanders.

What can be written about Bernie that hasn't been scrawled on a filthy Men's Room wall, already? What can one say about a man so obviously insane that when Big Pharma donates to Bernie, it's in Prozac and not dollars? How can one describe the unadulterated hypocrisy of a self-styled socialist who owns three homes (one of them a gift for selling out to Hillary)?

Bernie is a one-trick pony, and there is some question as to whether the trick is for real and whether the pony is gay. He's an aging hippie continually re-elected by a state full of aging hippies. And gays. Vermont is little more than Haight-Ashbury, East, with a pinch of Village People for flavor.

I'd say give Vermont back to the Indians, but it's been redecorated in an over-the-top, campy style that gives them vertigo, and perhaps AIDS by osmosis.

But give the man some credit: it is not everyone who can pound the lectern, day-in, day-out, for decades, promulgating the same garbage that didn't work under Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, The Kims, the ANC, Caucescu, Tito (the jury is still out on the other four Jacksons), Ho Chi Minh, Allende, Ortega, and I'm certain this stupid and poisonous ideology will continue to make failures for decades more, at least, to come.

Because it isn't a political system: it's a religion. Which is cute, since it premises that religion is a construct that is used to dupe people into servitude.

Now, granted, Bernie doesn't have the homicidal instinct (I think) those other guys have/had. No, under a Bernie Sanders regime there would be no firing squads, no ovens, no public hangings after show trials, we'd all just slowly starve to death, and if the numbers became too inconvenient to ignore, Bernie's stormtroopers (all pretty much Bud-Lite-drinking frat boys majoring in Eco-friendly masturbation) would just take matters into their own hands.

If you really want to imagine what a Sanders regime would look like, it would be this: it would be the EU and the stars and bars would be replaced with the Pride Flag. But just to remind you there's still a modicum of manliness left, the goose-stepping would all be done be in rainbow combat boots.

It still amazes me that most people don't really see what Bernie has been offering for years. He's a socialist of the Nazi variety, minus the homicidal (but not homosexual) tendencies. What he's offering is a new version of NATIONAL socialism.

To explain what that means: Socialism, properly understood, takes it as axiomatic that the Proletariat of the world are all brothers. What makes them such is the common state of their exploitation. 

National Socialism takes away that internationalist element: it sees a specific unit of people as being the only true beneficiaries of socialist government. In this case, the American people, who, while not a homogenous race can substitute their shared values and ideals for trifling matters like race and ethnicity.

(This, incidentally, are why the Nazis were so obsessed with race and racial purity -- the benefits were to accrue ONLY to ethnic Germans. That the program required death, war, dispossession and theft was a given: the only way socialism ever works is if you can steal other people's wealth...until the supply runs out).

Bernie's Nazi-lite program is mighty attractive to a certain mindset that is addled by years of pot smoking, binge drinking, and probably at least one dose of syphilis. That is, it appeals to the aging hippies, the not-so-bright young men, and the dregs of society who could improve their situations if they just went to work and took some responsibility for themselves, but who would rather make unwed mothers and compile criminal records, instead.

And here they are together. Sharing private jets, riding in multi-vehicle SUV caravans (while the planet burns, according to them) funded by oligarchs from all over America and across the planet, who hope to either do something very sinister, or who are merely buying an indulgence, hoping to be the last eaten if Marx's prophecy finally comes true.

And that there, is the problem: people like Bernie and AOC are out to destroy this country from the inside out. They don't do so from any altruistic motive or because the system(s) they advocate for actually work. They do it because the prophecy MUST be fulfilled.

In this way, Bernie and AOC are as dangerous as any Muslim Fundamentalist Terrorist.

In order for the New to take hold, the Old must be destroyed.

And here we are: the Old Sanders is trotting across America with the New AOC, two sides of the same coin, spouting nonsense that has been tried and failed, offering nothing new (except maybe the level of pain inflicted), denouncing rich man after rich man from the bully pulpit the rich men paid for, and getting paid to do it.

Lenin once said "Capitalism will sell us the rope with which we will hang you", and he was correct, for there is no better examples of the S&C's than these two, other than radical college professors, who all scream about the inequities of capitalism, while enjoying all the benefits that come from it.

Especially the paycheck.

So, we come to the end of our dissertation on the douchy-ness of two of the absolute worst examples of why there should be an IQ test before you're allowed to vote. One still has an actual menstrual cycle and the other speaks as if he does. Both insist that biological men can have one, too. One has never done an honest day's work in his life, while the other was once accused of stealing her co-workers tips (Solidarity With the Masses!). Both claim to be the champions of the American Citizen, but then throw their lot in with criminals, foreign financiers, unhinged rioters, drag queens who groom young children, and they claim it's all for a better society.

When one cleanses her lady parts, there is supposed to be a fresh, clean scent that follows. These two stink on ice.