tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post5501850695240610782..comments2024-03-18T12:48:54.155-04:00Comments on My Planet, My Rules: The World You Live In, PrologueMatthew Notohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-6111902974073657562021-10-21T21:40:52.949-04:002021-10-21T21:40:52.949-04:00"The Bearer of the Beaver"! "Panty ..."The Bearer of the Beaver"! "Panty Hamster"!<br /><br />If I didn't get anything else out of this essay, Matthew, that alone would have made it worth the read.<br /><br />...rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off!<br /><br />Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10108430731483801350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-91507821876100414152021-10-17T21:51:35.624-04:002021-10-17T21:51:35.624-04:00Swift? Damned high praise, indeed!
Now I have to ...Swift? Damned high praise, indeed!<br /><br />Now I have to re-read "Gulliver's Travels"!<br /><br />Welcome aboard, Minion!Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-57855549296002969452021-10-16T09:05:33.848-04:002021-10-16T09:05:33.848-04:00You do indeed have the blood of Jonathan Swift in ...You do indeed have the blood of Jonathan Swift in your veins. Damn lucky to have found this blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-41223221879555688932021-10-11T20:28:51.581-04:002021-10-11T20:28:51.581-04:00Retired Marine here. If you actually did serve, it...Retired Marine here. If you actually did serve, it wasn't in any capacity that would have magically granted you the ability to kick the average man's ass.<br /><br />Tell me, how did it feel falling out of easy formation runs with men before you made it a quarter mile off the PT field? How many pairs of charlie trousers did you have to buy because your old ones ran out of material to let on the waist and seat seams?GMayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12231225580249665221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-3143624899541022102021-10-10T17:20:49.211-04:002021-10-10T17:20:49.211-04:00I'm sure if we ever find a need to accessorize...I'm sure if we ever find a need to accessorize and color-co-ordinate an enemy to death, she'll be the first person the Pentagon calls.<br /><br />A pity that face cream doesn't come in Camo with super moisturizers.<br /><br />Then again, it wasn't that long ago that recruits weren't reporting aboard grossly obese, dependent upon Prozac and Ritalin, and confused about their genitals.<br /><br />But now it's The Few, The Obnoxious, The Gender Studies Major.<br /><br />No wonder we don't win wars, anymore.<br /><br />BTW, her attitude is indicative of something else I'll be writing about in the series, which is the extremely hilarious contrast between the current generation's obnoxiously high (and unearned) self-esteem and how ridiculously often they are rewarded for failure -- and encouraged to fail ever more.<br />Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-3994190039282189952021-10-10T17:05:25.286-04:002021-10-10T17:05:25.286-04:00Damn, Matthew, you left the door open again. Ther...Damn, Matthew, you left the door open again. There's an annoying fly buzzing around in this post. Smack it!<br /><br />To the 2nd Anon...<br />No darling, it's not tough talk, just an astute observation about things from my point of view. But you be you, toots. <br /><br />And since you alluded to him, Stanley...you know, like the power drill (hat-tip to the Diceman)...is just fine. He says howdy.<br /><br />Now farewell, till we meet again and may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.JB_Honeydewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-29242143903263219692021-10-10T16:01:46.830-04:002021-10-10T16:01:46.830-04:00And, as always, you have to make a dick comment. Y...And, as always, you have to make a dick comment. You all do. It's the only comeback you have, and really, it's sad that you feel you have to wound my pwecious feelz in order to feel validated instead of making a cogent argument against anything I've written. <br /><br />Probably because you can't. Nature deprived you of the linear thought process necessary to do so.<br /><br />Gee, I feel so worthless now that you've insulted my wee-wee. (Smell that? It was sarcasm).<br /><br />Typical menstrual outburst. It's penis envy, really.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-69754637919625420602021-10-10T15:56:06.449-04:002021-10-10T15:56:06.449-04:00As the scion of FOUR "former" Marines (i...As the scion of FOUR "former" Marines (incidentally, there is no such thing as "a former Marine"), I'm guessing you got through boot on "you won't break a nail" plan.<br /><br />With talk like that, I'd almost consider you a man and knock you out just for fun (by the way, "tough guys behind keyboards" don't post anonymously, so what does that say about you?).<br /><br />Losers wear tampons.<br /><br />Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-63408799737172550442021-10-10T11:41:39.416-04:002021-10-10T11:41:39.416-04:00Wow...
You tiny dick little nancy boys are just so...Wow...<br />You tiny dick little nancy boys are just so impressive with your tough talk from behind your keyboards.<br /> As a former Marine, I would love to kick the living crap out of all of you and then choke you with my tampon. <br /> Then we'll see how tough you losers really are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-59345543885961514392021-10-10T11:25:19.587-04:002021-10-10T11:25:19.587-04:00Excellent illustration of what I'm talking abo...Excellent illustration of what I'm talking about. She proved my point further by showing poor sportsmanship at the end. Hopefully a lesson was learned on her part, but probably not.JB_Honeydewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-6686101724280408492021-10-10T10:08:28.248-04:002021-10-10T10:08:28.248-04:00You might find this interesting, then, JB...
http...You might find this interesting, then, JB...<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fBTzilzkc4Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-32651350910964528762021-10-10T08:24:35.517-04:002021-10-10T08:24:35.517-04:00This may be Neanderthal thinking, but I really don...This may be Neanderthal thinking, but I really don't give a damn. Until a woman can be punched in the face as a reaction to her shooting off at the mouth (or a physical assault, think slapping the face of a man) and the overall reaction is "she had it coming" instead of "you can't hit a woman", this perpetual PMS will never end.<br /><br />And no, this is in no way condoning coming home and beating the shit out of your wife/girlfriend because the dinner is not ready or is cold.<br /><br /> JB_Honeydewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-56827579115443838722021-10-09T20:46:51.862-04:002021-10-09T20:46:51.862-04:00Let's Go Brandon...Let's Go Brandon...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-32674426573470934872021-10-09T15:09:45.639-04:002021-10-09T15:09:45.639-04:00I don't.
Someone has to do my laundry, too.I don't.<br /><br />Someone has to do my laundry, too.Matthew Notohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881509233809999186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532459317899671580.post-20114356105323287132021-10-09T12:31:14.841-04:002021-10-09T12:31:14.841-04:00mIsOgYnIsT!!!!11eleventy
Just wait until women be...mIsOgYnIsT!!!!11eleventy<br /><br />Just wait until women begin to realize - as more and more of them enter the workforce and take on the stresses of being producers - that their life expectancies are declining to parity with men. Oh, I can almost see the articles now screeching about the awfulness of losing their 10% advantage in life expectancies. Undoubtedly it will be another one of those nefarious yet ephemeral plots by The Patriarchy™ that can only be identified by statistical correlation. Any causative mechanisms will be, as usual, conveniently overlooked.<br /><br />Then again, with their lack of competitive abilities and 77% comparative output to men, maybe they'll maintain that lifespan advantage (one of the disparities curiously never mentioned). <br /><br /><i>"And speaking of said Vagina, the Feminist herself, has an estranged relationship with it: she claims it as the Source of All Life; it has mystical powers to control and manipulate men (this is what Feminism has always aimed at, in a sense); it is a source of pride, joy and pleasure, celebrated in literature, art, politics and all manner of cultural means..."</i><br /><br />But don't YOU dare reduce them to thinking of them only in terms of being a life support system for a pussy.GMayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12231225580249665221noreply@blogger.com